Warren wrote: lunchstealer wrote:
Rachel wrote:(Yes, I know he's not going to fuck me. Every time I have brought up my semi-crush this has been the first response.)
I tried to search the first iteration of Grylliade for the original thread, as it was a weird story which then led to some entertaining grylliantics. Alas, the database is dead.
Really? I thought it was hatched on Hit & Run.
It was a running joke on Hit & Run, but we got "The Rest of the Story" on the old Grylliade.
If I remember correctly, it was Coelacanth* who was the original recipient of non-Sanchez-fucking, then Julian himself showed up to tell us his side of the tale.
(Nutshell version: Coelacanth was at some Reason get-together at a bar, and he came up to where Julian was talking with some people, and said something, and Julian turned around and told him, "I'm not going to fuck you." Coelacanth found that, understandably, both random and off-putting. As Julian explained on Grylliade, though, it was topical to something the group had been talking about earlier, and Julian had thought that Coelacanth had heard the earlier part and would thus understand the context that made such a comment funny.)
* I'm kinda proud of myself for spelling that correctly before
checking. My confidence in that spelling was somewhere south of 20%.
"i try not to make workplace shooting jokes because i know in my heart it would all be improvised weaponry and blunt force trauma." -- dhex