Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby PicassoIII » 31 May 2010, 15:29

but i think it was da Prez that just flew by.
Marine One in formation with 3 chinooks, headed to O'hare.
I hope Barry & la familia enjoyed their stay in chi-town.
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby Jennifer » 31 May 2010, 15:48

Well, the helicopters weren't black....


Of course not. That would be racist.
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby PicassoIII » 31 May 2010, 16:50

I was shooting more for the black helicopter paranoia thing. But that, is also an angle.
As long as we are playing identity politics, personally i don't consider Mr Obama black anyway, he smokes marlboro reds. Then again the limo is now an Escalade, so who knows. Here exactly is the problem w/ identity politics. His politics as our president ... leave a little to be desired.
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ETA if he doesn't align more with Norris/Huckleberry and can be coached by Ruwart to have a clue as to principles behind policy.
And is out of jail. *runs off to check wikipedia*
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby Jennifer » 31 May 2010, 17:01

PicassoIII wrote:I was shooting more for the black helicopter paranoia thing.


I know; I was being a smartass.
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby PicassoIII » 31 May 2010, 17:18

Jennifer wrote:
PicassoIII wrote:I was shooting more for the black helicopter paranoia thing.


I know; I was being a smartass.

Well, as an occasional Paulista, one can't be too careful these days. I reread the thread title by itself and saw it could easily been taken that way.

Oh and Wesley is free awaiting appeals of the few charges that stuck. Interestingly he did make some contributions to the DNC in 2002, so you don't have to be uber conservative to do Norris' infomercials.
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby PicassoIII » 31 May 2010, 17:23

Argh, Christie has worked with Moveon, PETA, etc.
Nevermind.
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby Kolohe » 31 May 2010, 22:18

one thing I observed over the past year is the only people in the world today that use black helicopters is the us army
It's weird to me that they've become synonymous with an international new world order regime (and un aircraft are solid white)
you guys read 400 volume series of books where the cousins of the alternate timeline robots who invented breakdancing get prequels explaining their tree nut allergies. surely you can appreciate...that some things take a little while to get to? -dhex
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby Sandy » 05 Jun 2010, 00:25

Kolohe wrote:(and un aircraft are solid white)

Racists.
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby Jennifer » 05 Jun 2010, 12:39

When I was in elementary school, I remember a car often parked on a nearby street, painted shiny black with a coating of holographic rainbow glitter dots. On sunny days, on my way to or from school, I'd walk back and forth past it several times to watch the colors shift on the glitter.

All official government vehicles should have a coating of that color-changing glitter paint, to accurately reflect the wisdom and solemn majesty of government.
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby Eric the .5b » 06 Jun 2010, 16:55

We don't want to fool people into thinking government's a nifty or happy thing, though. :)
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby Aresen » 06 Jun 2010, 17:21

Jennifer wrote:When I was in elementary school, I remember a car often parked on a nearby street, painted shiny black with a coating of holographic rainbow glitter dots. On sunny days, on my way to or from school, I'd walk back and forth past it several times to watch the colors shift on the glitter.

All official government vehicles should have a coating of that color-changing glitter paint, to accurately reflect the wisdom and solemn majesty of government.


On a related note, I have a modest proposal for a new uniform for all official government spokesmen:

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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby Hugh Akston » 06 Jun 2010, 18:35

*ahem*

Spokesperson

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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby Stevo Darkly » 06 Jun 2010, 19:20

Aresen wrote: On a related note, I have a modest proposal for a new uniform for all official government spokesmen:

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Why does this clown have dreadlocks of clown hair (looking just like the hair on his head) spilling out of his waistband?
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby Shem » 06 Jun 2010, 20:50

Intestines. That's not a grin, that's a death rictus.
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Re: Well, the helicopters weren't black....

Postby D.A. Ridgely » 06 Jun 2010, 21:47

On yet another related note, from some comedian whose name currently escapes me, a man was telling a group of friends that on his way over to wherever they were, to which someone else in the party asked "A real clown or just someone dressed up like a clown?"
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