When I was in elementary school, I remember a car often parked on a nearby street, painted shiny black with a coating of holographic rainbow glitter dots. On sunny days, on my way to or from school, I'd walk back and forth past it several times to watch the colors shift on the glitter.
All official government vehicles should have a coating of that color-changing glitter paint, to accurately reflect the wisdom and solemn majesty of government.
"Myself, despite what they say about libertarians, I think we're actually allowed to pursue options beyond futility or sucking the dicks of the powerful." -- Eric the .5b