Who wants to abort the spacebaby?

lunchstealer's picture

So is "World-Body.org" what happens when the carpet humping guy finishes his Kubrik-induced acid trip?

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Stevo Darkly's picture

Re: Who wants to abort the spacebaby?

I clicked on that mystifying ad out of curiosity, and it was a total WTF? experience. I only got a couple of pages in, and read as far as:

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Warning: Nano dust is one of the smallest known substances and runs our most accurate clocks. Any one or thing that brakes [sic] law has less physics in support of them than nano dust.

Huh?

That and the part about their site security extending to the laws of physics and thus having the highest and purest moral laws. However, they don't trust e-mail, and say to send all important correspondence by UPS.

I have no idea what that site is selling, and I'm afraid to investigate further.

I think someone's been snorting some nano dust.

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mk's picture

Re: Who wants to abort the spacebaby?

Someone on one of the recent threads popped in to enlighten everyone about the person who came up with those ads. Apparently it is an extremely rich and litigious crazy (really crazy, not zany) person.

I've had run-ins with people like that before. It serves one well to avoid them at all costs.

Eric the .5b's picture

Re: Who wants to abort the spacebaby?

I might skim the site, later. The Time Cube guy has gotten really bitter and vaguely anti-Semitic, so that site just isn't fun to read and giggle at, anymore.

sasueydotcom's picture

Re: Who wants to abort the spacebaby?

Does anyone have a link to the page that describes the lady who finances this endeavor? I think it said she was/is schizophrenic. It makes me miss carpet-humping guy.

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lunchstealer's picture

Re: Who wants to abort the spacebaby?

Well, I saw the real replacement for the carpet humping guy this morning. There was an ad for a line of gay workout clubs with this total beefcake twink (do such things exist? Is twink the right word? I'm not really cool enough to know) complete with package-promoting speedo. I only saw it once, and it hasn't shown up on any subsequent threads, but it did get prompt an eyebrow elevation moment.

Frankly, though, although I'm no aficionado of such things, but it was way more attractive as beefcake goes than the carpet humping guy. And he wasn't humping a carpet.

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Timothy's picture

Re: Who wants to abort the spacebaby?

If you don't hump carpet, you'll never master your own body weight.

EDIT: Further, I will abort the space baby.

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mk's picture

Re: Who wants to abort the spacebaby?

I'm still intrigued by the magical Indian marriage service ad that pops up there every now and then that ONLY I CAN SEE.

It's very mysterious.

Actually I think at least one other person made reference to it so I'm not insane, or at least I'm not for that reason.

mediageek's picture

Re: Who wants to abort the spacebaby?

Wow. That website is...er...yeah.

mk-

I haven't seen the Indian marriage one, but on several threads there was an ad for an Islamic dating website. Had a pic of a kind of cute chick.

But then I got annoyed at the generally super-shitty and uber-distracting flash ads, and installed ad blocker plus.

There really is a lesson about good design in there. Make your ads so shitty and distracting that people have a hard time reading the web page, and they will seek out the means to block them completely.

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