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Re: Old General Chatter
Apropos of nothing, the title of this thread conjures up something like this in my mind:
Lieutenant General Jebediah B. Chatter, U.S. Army
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky
Re: Old General Chatter
Is Suetonius Gary Gunnels/Heraclitus/Jean Bart et al.?
"ps not an lp member so stop beating that drum. the drum is tired and wants to go home now, to the family that loves it. i haven’t even mentioned PRECIOUS PRECIOUS GOLD or ferrets or anything." - dhex
Re: Old General Chatter
yup, bzial, that is he.
Whenever I catch so much as a glimpse of pr0n, I suddenly turn into a sex-crazed barbarian, slashing and clawing my way through whatever and whomever until I find something to put my weiner into. -- Taktix
Re: Old General Chatter
Historians say that if old General Chatter hadn't been so incompetent, the war might have ended a year sooner.
A lot of men had to die for your joke set-up, Jake. I hope you take a moment of solemnity to ponder that.
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They went willingly, knowing that while they might die, the sacrifice would be worth it; that their cause -- that of stupid jokes on the Internet -- would live on. I applaud both their bravery and their sense of the absurd.
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky
Re: Old General Chatter
Glory glory allelujah!
Boone's truth is marching on...
I have a tank full of gentle cuttlefish.
Re: Old General Chatter
Ha ha ha ha. How droll. I don't suppose you could dig up a Sergent Shutthefuckup? Cause he'd be a punchline on just about every H&R thread.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: Old General Chatter
How about Major Asshole?
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
Re: Old General Chatter
Here's another worthwhile old link from the archives:
The Old "Discussion and Debate" forum.
Re: Old General Chatter
After reading that old chestnut about women and pregnancy, I realized something:
I was really, really right about that. :P
Someday if Jennifer serves on a jury, I would like to see her rise up in the middle of the trial and yell, "No, you're out of water! And you're out of water! They're out of water! This whole trial is out of water!". - Stevo Darkly-
Re: Old General Chatter
I'm sorry but you're still wrong.
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
Re: Old General Chatter
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
Re: Old General Chatter
It is spectacularly obvious that in the pregnancy thread and every other one in that forum, I was right and everyone who disagreed with me was wrong.
Re: Old General Chatter
Mentally, I was in a Shroedinger's box of rightful wrongness.
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
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I miss Smacky's old avatar. Not that the brain thing isn't one of the coolest, but still.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
Re: Old General Chatter
I'm sure there's a Private Dick out there somewhere....
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.