grylliade.org Free minds. Free markets. Free beer.

Somebody quote something.

Thuh reel prahblumz wuud bee reegihnal dyuhlekts making vowil choyss kienduh trikee and the fahkt thaht ahl fuhnehtihk spehling uhproechez look uhglee az Hehl.

In the south it's di-lekts.

Pro Libertate | April 19, 2007, 5:05pm | #
Our goal is--

to restore accountability, honesty and oPenness at all levels Of government. To do so, We will crEate and enfoRce rules that demand the highest ethics from every public servant, sever unethical ties Between lawmakers and lobbyIsTs, and establish Clear standards tHat prevent the trading of official business for gifts.

Quote:

Even if Dr. Paul is wrong about American policy during the Cold War, the cold war is over now. Why are we still pursuing an interventionist foreign policy?

Tuh stop 9/11. Get a brain, moran!

tros | April 20, 2007, 7:40pm | #
I hope you will pardon my sentimental conviction that psilocybin mushrooms are the flesh of God, but I would like to point out that psilocybin is a scientifically documented medicine for any number of made up insanity disorders. It is much better than the retard drugs that nazi mind scientists feed to insane and depressed people.

Mushrooms are taken only once to cure psychological ailments, and pharmaceutical antidepressants are just speed to make you addicted to their retard society. Emotional lobotomy is what shrink drugs do to you. So I think this massacre happened because that violent retard whose name I can't even remember didn't get the medicine he needed because it was illegal because the United States hath forsooken GAWD and all that.

Indian medicine makes you feel bad now and good later. White Man "medicine" makes you feel good now, bad later. Adderall tastes like candy when you crush it up and snort it. Coincidence? I like libertarian philosophy but you all need to do to make it better, REALLY, is to substitute LSD for speed in the whole Ayn Rand tweaker cult thing.

Lost_In_Translation | April 23, 2007, 2:19pm | #
Come on, heart failure?

His liver probably executed its plan for excape and left for less alcoholic bodies.

abdul | April 25, 2007, 1:24pm | #
Foie gras without the forced feeding is like tuna salad without the dophin.

tarran | April 26, 2007, 3:49pm | #
The participle of the verb form is where we get the medical term "impacted colon"

joe | April 26, 2007, 3:51pm | #
*turns so colon is pointed away from tarran*

*backs slowly away*

I like the URKOBOLD character.

A worthwhile innovation.

What do you have to fear from immigrants? You're even tougher than those British soliders! So if immigrants ever tried to invade your dorm room you'd show them who's boss, right?

I hate it when joe-Daddy and John-Daddy fight. It makes my tummy all icky.

SamB | May 1, 2007, 3:00pm | #
What better way to get paranoid schizophrenics to seek help than to put their names in a national database.

violent_k | May 2, 2007, 3:31pm | #
I'm not going to worry until Pot 3.11 for workgroups. That'll be some scary shit.

You'll find a lot of crazy stuff around here and maybe some stuff that will move you and touch you. Sometimes you'll wonder if you stumbled into the wrong place in the dark, and sometimes your jaw will drop in horror. The flames can sometimes light up the night, but mostly everybody gets along. Not everything you see here in the comment sections will be libertarian and you'll notice that libertarians sometimes don't see eye to eye.

If you're interested in policy you'll find that stuff over at Reason.org. It's a whole 'nother side of Reason that many folks don't know exists.

Lots of cool people here, got a nice long oak bar, second longest on line. Lots of good red wine and fully stocked with good booze including all the right fixin's for a good Martooni. I think somebody's running the dope concession back there behind those silk curtains. Might be High, but maybe not. Pun intended.

That's the quarter tour. I don't know who's tending bar tonight, but tip them well.

cgee | May 8, 2007, 4:49pm | #
... I'm with SOB however on the paper issue: not only will my sons refuse to write, draw, or color on both sides of a piece of paper, they will also reject even slightly crumpled or folded paper. You'd think that they were drafting the Magna Carta or something, instead of illustrating their 854th rendition of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles Kick Eggman's Ass.

You also dodged the Arkansas/WestVirginia bullet, too. The two great epicenters of hillbillyism.

Whatever. I don't follow no rules. I'm an outlaw. A renegade. Like Lorenzo Lamas.

A renegade. Like Lorenzo Lamas.

kwais | May 11, 2007, 2:56pm | #
Really, if you don't show up ready for the zombie uprising, how are you going to be prepared when the zombie uprising starts?

hey are rednecks worse than guidos?

Isaac Bartram wrote:

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”

Groucho Marx

I like that quote and will endeavor to use it in my daily life.

Kerry Howley | May 15, 2007, 12:29pm | #
Jennifer,

You'll think differently when you have children.

And at this point Cooper is crushed by a giant ACME brand anvil. "Beep Beep!" says Hitchens.

DavidWeagol wrote:

And at this point Cooper is crushed by a giant ACME brand anvil. "Beep Beep!" says Hitchens.

Weigel is growing on me day by day. ... he seems to be getting into the groove.

grylliade | May 16, 2007, 6:05pm | #

Quote:

If you hear hoofbeats, duck!

HISTORIAN: Defeat at the debate seems to have utterly disheartened Ron Paul. The ferocity of the Giuliani taunting took him completely by surprise, and Dr. Paul became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Presidency were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Dr. Paul, having consulted his closest aides, decided that they should separate and search for the Presidency individually. Now, this is what they did: Badnarik—

ARESEN: Aaaah!
[slash]
[ARESEN kills HISTORIAN]

HISTORIAN'S WIFE: Frank!

Daddy, tell us a story.

OK which one would you like to hear?

Tell us the one about the libertarian wing of the Republican party. That's my favorite.

Barkeep:
Another round of kool-aid for all please.

R C Dean | May 18, 2007, 6:05pm | #
The black market will explode supplying those organs at below, ahem, market value.

The sheer quantity of economic ignorance packed into that sentence is probably generating a gravitational field.

Marc | May 21, 2007, 5:20pm | #
Whether you agree with his list or not is, I think, irrelevant.

If these proclamations are based on SOME OTHER principle or principles, I'd like to hear what those are. Maybe he's got a better thing going on. (But in that case, why proclaim oneself as unprincipled?)

Otherwise, they're based on his gut reactions to different situations. And in that case, I might as well vote for a f---ing squirrel. At least damage would be limited to (1) excessive nut consumption, and (2) panicked scurrying up peoples' legs.

Jennifer | May 22, 2007, 2:02pm | #

Help me, government! I'm too weak and pathetic to figure out how to turn the goddamned page away from an article I find boring! I can't work my TV set's on/off button! I only like four of the five flavors in a Life-Savers multi-roll! Aaaaugh!

de stijl | May 24, 2007, 2:01pm | #
Hey, when Jesus saw the money changers' tables at the Temple in Jerusalem he took action. Direct action, my friends.

Did he start a petition drive? Fuck, no! He got right up in their grills and threw down.

"You got a problem with that you Pharisee pussies? Bring it, bitches!" (This was the first recorded instance of the so-called Come To Jesus Meeting.)

WWJD? He'd trash that YMCA snack bar. Guaran-fucking-teed.

That was a thing of beauty and I have to agree with him there. Skinny blondes who think it's their business what I eat are right out.