Nancy Grace Is a Blood Sucking Ghoul

Ken Shultz's picture

Nancy Grace is a blood sucking ghoul that feeds on child victims for profit, fame and fun.

I find her to be about the most frightening thing on television, not that I usually stop when I flip through the channels. ...but as I flip, it's been months now! And she seems to do nothing else but exploit the tragedy of this poor missing little girl!

Nancy Grace gets paid a lot of money to do it, I'm sure. She helps them sell lots of advertising for soap, cars, all kinds of things, I'm sure. But what a pathetic human being! The people who tune in to bask in the moral outrage, they should be outraged at Nancy Grace.

Nancy Grace makes Jerry Springer look like a saint by comparison.

Aresen's picture

Re: Nancy Grace Is a Blood Sucking Ghoul

Ken, something tells me I am very glad I have no idea who Nancy Grace is.*

*And I respectfully request that I not be enlightened, although I gather from your comment that she is a TV personality who makes a production out of reporting on a missing child. (missing childern?)

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Since I first became aware of her several years ago, I've been convinced that, the existence of beer notwithstanding, her existence is proof that god hates us.

I find it frightening that she used to be a prosecutor. She's a big fan of the "you're either with us or you're with the child molesters, rapists and murderers" line of thought. And she's just so goddamned self-righteous you just want to punch the TV right in the face.

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Never heard of her.

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She is among the more wretched people on TV.

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if you've ever seen an accident and thought "gee, how could this be more horrible?" - well, nancy grace was created in a CIA lab to answer that very problem.

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I'd characterize her as a bottom feeder, but catfish and snails object.

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dhex wrote:
if you've ever seen an accident and thought "gee, how could this be more horrible?" - well, nancy grace was created in a CIA lab to answer that very problem.

Phooey! It's only in the movies that things created in a CIA lab even work well enough to turn out horribly.

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dead_elvis wrote:
Since I first became aware of her several years ago, I've been convinced that, the existence of beer notwithstanding, her existence is proof that god hates us.

God is certainly conflicted and capricious.

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