Most unusual academic meeting ever--mediageek and JasonL will like this!

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An alumna of my university was an Olympic medalist in a shooting sport this year. She came to our beginning of the quarter ceremony to be honored. A thief had stolen her gun a few weeks ago, so some university donors got in touch with a representative of the company that makes her preferred firearm, and she was presented with a brand new competition-grade gun at our beginning of the quarter ceremony.

A rather strange thing at a public university, but now I understand why the campus police chief was hanging out near the stage--hidden behind a curtain there was a very expensive gun.

It gets better:

Right before this presentation, the University President was giving his speech recounting recent accomplishments. The last thing mentioned was an emergency warning system that automatically sends voicemail, email, and text messages to every student, faculty member, and staff person in the event of a crisis. It was prompted by VA Tech, but is more likely to be used in a wildfire or earthquake.

It was rather funny to follow our "Just in case there's a campus shooting" announcement with "One of the finest shooters in the world studied here, and we're giving her a new gun!"

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That there is some irony. Better than the Morrisette kind, too.

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Re: Most unusual academic meeting ever--mediageek and JasonL wil

She's even trotted out at fundraising events. Not many Universities are willing to brag about how well their students can shoot.

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Re: Most unusual academic meeting ever--mediageek and JasonL wil

thoreau wrote:
She's even trotted out at fundraising events. Not many Universities are willing to brag about how well their students can shoot.

Random fact: my Dad was a bit of a stud on his high school rifle team. They practiced with school-owned .22s on a range in the school's basement. This was an urban public school.

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Re: Most unusual academic meeting ever--mediageek and JasonL wil

thoreau wrote:
Right before this presentation, the University President was giving his speech recounting recent accomplishments. The last thing mentioned was an emergency warning system that automatically sends voicemail, email, and text messages to every student, faculty member, and staff person in the event of a crisis. It was prompted by VA Tech, but is more likely to be used in a wildfire or earthquake.

Which reminds that I still haven't registered in our school's emergency warning system. I haven't done it because I am skeptical if it will work.

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Re: Most unusual academic meeting ever--mediageek and JasonL wil

Ali wrote:
thoreau wrote:
Right before this presentation, the University President was giving his speech recounting recent accomplishments. The last thing mentioned was an emergency warning system that automatically sends voicemail, email, and text messages to every student, faculty member, and staff person in the event of a crisis. It was prompted by VA Tech, but is more likely to be used in a wildfire or earthquake.

Which reminds that I still haven't registered in our school's emergency warning system. I haven't done it because I am skeptical if it will work.


But Ali, if you don't register they won't know where you are when it's time to round up all the suspicious characters during the emergency!

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Re: Most unusual academic meeting ever--mediageek and JasonL wil

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
Ali wrote:
thoreau wrote:
Right before this presentation, the University President was giving his speech recounting recent accomplishments. The last thing mentioned was an emergency warning system that automatically sends voicemail, email, and text messages to every student, faculty member, and staff person in the event of a crisis. It was prompted by VA Tech, but is more likely to be used in a wildfire or earthquake.

Which reminds that I still haven't registered in our school's emergency warning system. I haven't done it because I am skeptical if it will work.


But Ali, if you don't register they won't know where you are when it's time to round up all the suspicious characters during the emergency!

That didn't cross my mind, but it is another reason why may be I shouldn't.

Also, the company that administers this thing is out in California, which is strange for fast response emergency warning system.

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Re: Most unusual academic meeting ever--mediageek and JasonL wil

Ali wrote:
D.A. Ridgely wrote:
Ali wrote:
thoreau wrote:
Right before this presentation, the University President was giving his speech recounting recent accomplishments. The last thing mentioned was an emergency warning system that automatically sends voicemail, email, and text messages to every student, faculty member, and staff person in the event of a crisis. It was prompted by VA Tech, but is more likely to be used in a wildfire or earthquake.

Which reminds that I still haven't registered in our school's emergency warning system. I haven't done it because I am skeptical if it will work.


But Ali, if you don't register they won't know where you are when it's time to round up all the suspicious characters during the emergency!

That didn't cross my mind, but it is another reason why may be I shouldn't.


Damned straight!

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screw the long headline

From a rather different educational institute.

Quote:
34 EXT. BLEACHERS--DAY

The platoon sits on bleachers facing
HARTMAN.

HARTMAN
Do any of you people know who Charles

Whitman was?

No response.

HARTMAN
None of you
dumbasses knows?

COWBOY raises his hand.

HARTMAN

Private Cowboy?

COWBOY
Sir, he was that guy who shot
all those people
from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!

HARTMAN
That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed
twenty
people from a twenty-eight-storey
observation tower at the
University of Texas
from distances up to four hundred yards.

HARTMAN looks around.

HARTMAN
Anybody know who Lee
Harvey Oswald was?

Almost everybody raises his hand.

HARTMAN
Private Snowball?

SNOWBALL
Sir, he shot
Kennedy, sir!

HARTMAN
That's right, and do you know how
far away
he was?

SNOWBALL
Sir, it was pretty far!
From that book
suppository building, sir!

The recruits laugh at
"suppository. "

HARTMAN
All right, knock it off! Two
hundred and fifty
feet! He was two hundred and fifty feet away

and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got
off three rounds with an
old Italian bolt action
rifle in only six seconds and scored two
hits,
including a head shot! Do any of you people

know where
these individuals learned to
shoot?

JOKER raises his hand.

HARTMAN
Private Joker?

JOKER
Sir, in the Marines,
sir!

HARTMAN
In the Marines! Outstanding! Those

individuals showed what one motivated
marine and his rifle can do!
And before you
ladies leave my island, you will be able to
do
the same thing!

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Warren

Priceless! Only thing it needs is The Halls of Montezuma playing in the background.

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Re: Most unusual academic meeting ever

I'd heard about Kim Rhode losing her shotgun to a thief. Glad to hear she's got a new one, though no doubt her old gun has a lot of sentimental value to it, seeing as she was pretty much the sole reason that the US Olympic Shooting program hasn't become an utter laughingstock.

I've not met her in real life, but know a couple of people who have. By all accounts, she's a fantastically nice person.

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