Once again, for those of you interested, there are still some slots left to play fantasy football with some of your grylliade favorites.
The draft is at 10:00 PM Eastern tonight. If you've ever wanted to learn about fantasy football and play for free with some friends--now's your chance. Join up now!
tymac wrote:
I set the league up again for anyone who wants to play.Sign up here
Free Market Football (ID# 414182)
password: smithEdit: might be Smith
P.S. I think I used "Smith" with a capital "S".


Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Tonight, 10:00 PM Eastern
All will bow before The Pen Is Mightier!
Whenever I catch so much as a glimpse of pr0n, I suddenly turn into a sex-crazed barbarian, slashing and clawing my way through whatever and whomever until I find something to put my weiner into. -- Taktix
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Tonight, 10:00 PM Eastern
The Jolly Rogers give no quarter!
Dead men tell no tales!
Arrrrrrrrrggg!
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Tonight, 10:00 PM Eastern
Bzialtown Berserkers: Now with 30% more violence.
"ps not an lp member so stop beating that drum. the drum is tired and wants to go home now, to the family that loves it. i haven’t even mentioned PRECIOUS PRECIOUS GOLD or ferrets or anything." - dhex
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Tonight, 10:00 PM Eastern
There are still a few slots open...
...join up or be square!
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
Yes you DO have time!
Yes you do!
Yes. Yes.
Yes you do.
You know you do!
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
How current does my knowledge have to be? Is Mean Joe Green still available?
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
Elvis: My first league I nearly won (came in 2nd) and didn't know squat. IGNORANCE IS COOL! JOIN US IN CREATING EXCITEMENT! JUICE LIKE SARAH!
Whenever I catch so much as a glimpse of pr0n, I suddenly turn into a sex-crazed barbarian, slashing and clawing my way through whatever and whomever until I find something to put my weiner into. -- Taktix
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
Is anyone else finding it impossible to get into the draft room?
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
I hear that Joe Namath and Rosey Grier are pretty good.
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
Fantasy football?
OK, I'm drafting Merlin, Gandalf, the Good Witch Glinda and Saruman.
If you weren't doing anything wrong, then you have no reason to be afraid while they kick the crap out of you. - D.A. Ridgely
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
I'm taking God...so the outcome is already known.
And Mike Ditka, you know...in case.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
Deleted for idiocy.
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
I thought Jennifer, of late, went way too far with her spiteful hatred of sports and people who enjoy them, but here comes this lady... She's done taken it to a whole 'nother level.
http://womenagainstfantasysports.com/Home
Article with the lady behind it all...
http://fftoday.com/articles/waldman/08_gc_women_against_sports.htm
I can approach this topic from so many angles. ...so many. Somebody take the bait. Somebody!
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
One of the guys on the homepage of this website looks uncannily like one of my boyfriends from when I was in college. Like, I really think it could be him. I've studied the photo and I'm pretty sure it might be. Although he was never really a sports fanatic. Well, he was into hockey. But it's not like I was constantly battling sports for his attention or anything. Maybe he's just a website model now.
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
Is it the guy checkin' his scores on his phone? Or is it #80?
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
How about the angle "Jennifer doesn't hate people who enjoy sports, she just hates people who insist she personally should give a damn about them?" Nah. Too nuanced.
As for the lady in the website, if she thinks her boyfriend spends too much time on his hobbies and not enough time on her, she should either find a new boyfriend or find some hobbies of her own to pursue which he doesn't share.
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
After skimming through the interview with the lady, she sounds like either an attention whore or batshit insane. She claims to hate fantasy sports because they ruin appreciation for real sports fandom? Jesus. Some people go out of their way to look for reasons to be pissed off.
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
Ehhh, I think the whole thing is a marketing ploy to sell t-shirts. Her schtick is to tap into that whole "you know how our husbands/wives always (blah blah blah)" vein of crap. She's like the anti-Tim Allen, and since that stuff sells, why not use it to sell t-shirts.
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
Yeah. The one whose girlfriend is hugging him.
If that's not my ex-boyfriend, then it's his doppleganger.
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
QFT.
By the way, I decided not to play fantasy league football when I discovered Bronko Nagurski wasn't available.
"love is like porn, you know" -- Ali
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
It's probably just the hair, but he sure looks a lot like Morrissey.
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
After that relationship ended, I decided I would avoid dating guys who use more hair product than me.
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
My spouse doesn't have enough time for me and the family because he/she is too involved with ______________.
That's a novel complaint.
The sun is barely up and the streets are already filled with drunken Scots. That can't be good. - mk
Re: Fantasy Football Draft - Thursday, Aug. 28, 10:00 PM EST
It's actually a common complaint. I didn't jump into the fantasy pool for a long time because I didn't want any ounce of me rooting for anything at any time that might be bad for the Redskins...
I found that I don't have a lot of problems with the conflict. ...it's like if they're on my team, they're Redskins in a way. And the hierarchy never changes. The Redskins always come first. If I'm up against a team one week with the Redskin RB, I'm still rootin' for him to score. ...fantasy always comes second.
...but I think I'm very unusual that way. And for young people who are just getting into the sport, via fantasy, I don't think they'll do that. They'll be fans of whoever's on their fantasy team rather than any team--hometown or no hometown. ...and that changes fandom dramatically.
Oh, and I've had a girlfriend or two who couldn't seem to get their heads around the fandom thing. They'd purposely schedule things during Redskins' games--always putting up the test. When they saw me get enthusiastic about anything that didn't have something to do with them, I don't know if jealousy was the right word...
I want to be with someone who has passions that have nothing to do with me. ...and I want to be given opportunities to share in them. So I guess I've got a test of my own now... For three hours every Sunday, for four months of the year, I have something that I'm really enthusiastic about. If she can't deal with that, then I guess we don't belong together.