But since we're talking about keeping kosher, a joke for you.
A Jew goes into an upscale caterers in a ritzy part of town. He says to the attendant, "I want to order some stuff to have delivered for a buffet. I'd like some lox," and the attendant says snootily, "You mean smoked salmon, sir." The Jew says, "Yeah, sure, smoked salmon. And some blintzes..." And the attendant interrupts and says, "You mean crepes."
"Yeah, yeah, crepes, then. And some chopped liver -"
"You mean paté, sir!"
"Yeah, paté, whatever! Can you deliver it on Saturday morning?" asks the Jew, and the attendant says, "What, and work on Shabbos?"
Saffron: I know my bible, sir. "On the night of their betrothal the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow and he shall work in her and in again till she bring him to his full and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."
Mal: Oh. Good Bible.
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seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
More than fetching. Her characters exude maximum sexuality with every eye batted, word spoken, and breath taken. And it's all done in the deliberate cold hearted pursuit of concurring and exploiting men.
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seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Yeah. Mrs. Lunchstealer got her autograph at a recent con. I think she's got a woman-crush on her.
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"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers."
Yeah. Mrs. Lunchstealer got her autograph at a recent con. I think she's got a woman-crush on her.
Whoa. That is so hot. I imagine it going something like this
Quote:
Mrs LS:
I don't mean to be rude... An
actress’s life is so glamorous and
strange... I wish I had the skill for
such a trade...
Christina:
You'd like to please your husband.
Mrs LS:
Oh, he'll have none of me... For
true I'm somewhat relieved... if I'm
to love, I want it to be
at the hands of someone gentle...
someone who could... feel... what I
feel...
Christina:
But lunchstealer said... you don't approve of
my work...
Mrs LS:
Sure and he said that to keep you
from me... I was too curious about
you, ever since I saw you...
Christina:
Come to my dressing room.
Mrs LS:
You would... you would lie with me?
I'll be in my bunk.
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seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: Joan Holloway is Saffron!
More tempting than a ... BACON COCKTAIL???
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
Re: Joan Holloway is Saffron!
I'd go kosher for this woman
Oh God! I'm going to the special hell.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: Joan Holloway is Saffron!
This is news to you or anyone else?
But since we're talking about keeping kosher, a joke for you.
A Jew goes into an upscale caterers in a ritzy part of town. He says to the attendant, "I want to order some stuff to have delivered for a buffet. I'd like some lox," and the attendant says snootily, "You mean smoked salmon, sir." The Jew says, "Yeah, sure, smoked salmon. And some blintzes..." And the attendant interrupts and says, "You mean crepes."
"Yeah, yeah, crepes, then. And some chopped liver -"
"You mean paté, sir!"
"Yeah, paté, whatever! Can you deliver it on Saturday morning?" asks the Jew, and the attendant says, "What, and work on Shabbos?"
Re: Joan Holloway is Saffron!
Saffron: I know my bible, sir. "On the night of their betrothal the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow and he shall work in her and in again till she bring him to his full and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."
Mal: Oh. Good Bible.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: Joan Holloway is Saffron!
She is quite fetching. I didn't recognize her at first, though.
This would be a decent fansite if the navigation didn't piss me off so much:
http://www.patfullerton.com/christina/hendricks.html
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
Re: Joan Holloway is Saffron!
More than fetching. Her characters exude maximum sexuality with every eye batted, word spoken, and breath taken. And it's all done in the deliberate cold hearted pursuit of concurring and exploiting men.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: Joan Holloway is Saffron!
Yeah. Mrs. Lunchstealer got her autograph at a recent con. I think she's got a woman-crush on her.
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers."
Re: Joan Holloway is Saffron!
Whoa. That is so hot. I imagine it going something like this
I'll be in my bunk.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex