a thread for strong statements: fuck the olympics

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seriously, fuck them.

the wife said oh man we gotta watch the opening ceremony and i only turned around a few times and it was all kids singing WEEEE WILLL DESTROYYYY YOUUUUUUU and PREPAAAARE FORRRR AAAA THOUSAAAAAND YEAAARSS OF GLORYYYYY and all that shit. and apparently there was a light show.

sure sure cultural clashes individualist v. collectivist orientations and all but the olympics are a creepy throwback to the bad old days.

ps post beach volleyball youtube links thx.

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The pics I've seen of the light show looked kind of impressive, but other than that, I wonder where these "famous athletes" come from since nobody pays attention to these sports the rest of the time. I certainly don't understand people who aren't into sports the rest of the time getting into these things.

I do like luge and bobsled, 'cuz I think the curvy tracks look cool. And the concept of cross-country skiing interrupted by shooting is kind of cool. And I found watching the Swedish womens' curling team was...entertaining. Still, that was like five minutes of entertainment.

Plus they're so not amateur or bringing the world together, just providing another field for international penis size comparison.

So yeah, fuck the olympics.

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I like the Olympics. I prefer winter to summer and I'd just as soon watch reruns of Bonanza as track and field events, but I remember when we beat the Russians in '80. I liked the ice skating controversies. I like watching the boxing. They've got an event where you have to ski for like a couple of miles, then shoot at a target with a rifle and then jump through some flaming hoops or something. Anybody remember the Jamaican bobsled team? ...that fat English guy that did the ski jump?

I'm pretty close to a guy who was on the olympic team in 84 and 88, and I'm casual acquaintances with more, including a couple of pretty famous beach volleyball people, and that may be skewing my view...

There's always something weird that happens. Remember Torville and Dean? English people went crazy over them--why? Isn't that interesting?

And has the world ever, at once, been more critical of some of China's internal policies? The games have brought more attention to China's pollution problems than it's ever received before. ...and I don't think anybody's used the podium to make a statement for Tibet yet, but someone will.

Something interesting will happen.

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agreed, dhex, and even further, fuck professional spectator sports. football, especially, is the same, just on a local/ regional level rather than on an international level.

this says it all right heah

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I like track and field events for the purity. How fast can you run, how far can you throw a lead sphere, how high/long can you jump? It's basic, it's simple and you don't need to explain the rules.

Does it advance human aspirations, freedom, peace, brotherhood and all that rot?

Fuck no. Does everything have to? Can't we just have a world wide festval with stupid competition thrown in for the hell of it? I'd add sack rases, pie eating and the egg toss, all competitors under age ten to keep the games in perspective.

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I found the opening ceremonies appalling: there's half a billion Chinese living on two bucks a day, huge chunks of the country don't even have electricity, and they blow 40 billion dollars on this?

On the other hand, it's probably better than us blowing billions on Iraq. Sigh.

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This is my (and tymac's) opinion(s) on the Olympics, based on a conversation from yesterday. Generally, I agree with the "fuck the Olympics" sentiment though.

Rachel wrote:
Olympics: Care or don't care?

tymac wrote:
Don't care for any of the nationalistic or "This is who you're supposed to root for/hero/villain" narratives that NBC will try to jam up viewers' asses. I might watch an event here or there, but with stuff like swimming, running, etc., I can't see the difference in any of the performances. I mean, one guy's finger crossing the tape a millisecond earlier than another's is great for him, but doesn't do anything for me.

Plus, the summer games has a minimum of events where someone might get maimed. Really, only the pole vault is dangerous.

Rachel wrote:
I like gymnastics, but I don't understand the technical aspects, nor do I care. The potential for schadenfreude with gymnastics is similar to that of figure skating, I guess.

I also don't like "heartwarming story of person overcoming odds to become an Olympic athletes" montages.

tymac wrote:
I think the more compelling story is the one of the person who wasted countless hours, effort, money sacrificed friendships and lovers, only to have their dreams short-circuited by being good but not good enough.

Rachel wrote:
That's deliciously cruel :-) If this were a grylliade thread, you would win the thread.

tymac wrote:
Only in our group of two.

I have to admit, I sort of miss the old cold war stuff that tried to turn every event into Rocky IV, with a gutsy, spunky American on his own going up against the combined power of the Soviet Machine(even said spunky American was the runaway favorite).

Rachel wrote:
Dude, that's why I get all misty-eyed every time I watch Miracle. And I wasn't even born when that happened!

tymac wrote:
At least the "Miracle on Ice" was a legit upset.

Rachel wrote:
You need to post your awesome comment in the Olympic thread.
Also, A friend IM'ed me last night saying "Bush caught on camera checking his watch at the Olympics," and I replied that this was more proof that the Olympics were irrelevant. He tried to trap me by asking: "So you agree with Bush?" But I decided that if the statement is "the olympics are boring" then yes, yes I do agree with Bush. You can quote me on that.

tymac wrote:
You should edit and post our whole exchange

Done :-)

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I might watch if the javelin throw had a human target, let's say, the president of a country of the thrower's choosing.

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J sub D wrote:

Does it advance human aspirations, freedom, peace, brotherhood and all that rot?

Fuck no. Does everything have to? Can't we just have a world wide festval with stupid competition thrown in for the hell of it? I'd add sack rases, pie eating and the egg toss, all competitors under age ten to keep the games in perspective.

Thar's pretty much my deal. I just enjoy top level competition in general. I don't think it is some special unique moment in unity. I often wish the thing would dispense completely with the nationalist trappings in general. Given we already have people getting citizenship in different countries just to compete and what not, we're already half-way there.

Jennifer wrote:
I found the opening ceremonies appalling: there's half a billion Chinese living on two bucks a day, huge chunks of the country don't even have electricity, and they blow 40 billion dollars on this?

The opening ceremonies were more in the neighborhood of about 100 million or so. 40 billion is what was spent on total Olympics prep including all the construction. I kind of doubt that it will be particularly worth it in terms of the long-term economic benefit but that is a pretty long-term debate that applies to every country that hosts the Olympics.*

As for the opening ceremonies, 100 million is a lot but assuming all those people are being paid and aren't from the Laogai or something, it isn't really that much more morally outrageous than the standard issue pork that comes out of most governments.

Of course, standard disclaimer here about how governments shouldn't be spending people's money and all that in general on pretty much anything.

*I'm reminded of various sports franchise "BUY US A STADIUM OR WE'LL LEAVE" complaints. I haven't studied the numbers closely but I always have doubted that using tax payer dollars to keep Sports Franchise X in the city really was a net economic positive.

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J sub D wrote:
Can't we just have a world wide festval with stupid competition thrown in for the hell of it?

If that's what you want, I'd prefer to see a World's Fair. That's something everyone can enjoy, not just professional game-players and the self-aggrandizing nationalists who love them.

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bzial wrote:
*I'm reminded of various sports franchise "BUY US A STADIUM OR WE'LL LEAVE" complaints. I haven't studied the numbers closely but I always have doubted that using tax payer dollars to keep Sports Franchise X in the city really was a net economic positive.

Somebody else has done the math. [SPOILER ]They aren't.[/SPOILER ]

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The concept of the olympics is better captured by events like world cup soccer. I don't care about soccer one bit, but at least it's a relevant to most parties involved. Other big international sports should have wold cups. Hockey would work. Baseball would work. Probably basketball.

Nobody else plays the greatest sport ever devised by man - professional football, but it would be good fun for most other major sports.

And, spectator sports are great - especially professional football. If you disagree you have no soul.

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My strong statement: It does not matter who wins this election. Very nearly the same shit will be screwed up and to the same degree by either one of these clowns. Stay home and have a beer.

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bzial wrote:
Jennifer wrote:
I found the opening ceremonies appalling: there's half a billion Chinese living on two bucks a day, huge chunks of the country don't even have electricity, and they blow 40 billion dollars on this?

The opening ceremonies were more in the neighborhood of about 100 million or so. 40 billion is what was spent on total Olympics prep including all the construction. I kind of doubt that it will be particularly worth it in terms of the long-term economic benefit but that is a pretty long-term debate that applies to every country that hosts the Olympics.*

But don't forget purchasing power parity: $100 million in China is a hell of a lot more money than $100 million in the United States. And for all that our government wastes money on stupid shit, at least we don't have a situation where here in the year 2008, a significant chunk of our population lives in regions where electricity is flat unavailable, and these folks can't even leave in search of better options elsewhere.

I read once that one reason copper prices are so high is that China's been buying a lot in order to bring electricity to regions that don't have it. Which I think is great for the Chinese peasants who currently don't have any. But hell, most of that copper probably went into this Olympic bullshit, the Chinese equivalent of an American ghetto family who can't afford to feed their kids because they spent $5,000 putting spinning rims on their $500 car.

I iagree with Shem, too: a World's Fair would be better than a world sporting event.

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Once every four years I watch volleyball and you guys want to spoil it. Feh on you.

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Jennifer wrote:
But hell, most of that copper probably went into this Olympic bullshit

I sincerely doubt that. At this point, the Chinese can't afford not to make those improvements.

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Shem wrote:
Jennifer wrote:
But hell, most of that copper probably went into this Olympic bullshit

I sincerely doubt that. At this point, the Chinese can't afford not to make those improvements.

Sure they can, so long as they're willing to continue killing dissidents. And thus far, they show no signs of stopping that. Lead for bullets is still pretty cheap.

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No, they can't afford to from an economic standpoint. If they don't electrify the country, they can't continue their growth patterns. Which means they wind up shrinking, because they're losing about as many jobs to outsourcing and productivity gains as we are in the States. Which means they're screwed, because they have 200 million people who have no safety net, no savings and no way to get food short of rioting if their jobs disappear.

It's almost as if you think the Chinese have some sort of probability-defying engine that they run by shoveling dissidents in like coal. Or maybe just that it's actually possible to rule a country of 1.3 billion people through nothing but violence. Either way, you're wrong.

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Ditto Shem, though perhaps with less acerbic language. It's my understanding that the Chinese ruling party is able to maintain its grip on power largely because the Chinese people see it as legitimate: as long as GDP is rising by 10% a year, and the people's lives continue to improve dramatically, they don't mind the political oppression too much. Sort of the reverse of the situation in Iraq: we've increased political freedom there, but the Iraqis might prefer less political freedom and more safety and wealth. If the Chinese stop growing, though, they lose the excuse and basically all of China turns on them. Possibly including the army. They can't afford to stop getting richer.

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Shem wrote:
No, they can't afford to from an economic standpoint. If they don't electrify the country, they can't continue their growth patterns. Which means they wind up shrinking, because they're losing about as many jobs to outsourcing and productivity gains as we are in the States. Which means they're screwed, because they have 200 million people who have no safety net, no savings and no way to get food short of rioting if their jobs disappear.

It's almost as if you think the Chinese have some sort of probability-defying engine that they run by shoveling dissidents in like coal. Or maybe just that it's actually possible to rule a country of 1.3 billion people through nothing but violence. Either way, you're wrong.

No, it's just that the Chinese have shown themselves more than willing to say "Fuck the individuals" so long as the Almighty State is happy. This is the same government that dealt with overpopulation by mandating a one-child policy and forced abortions whilst simultaneously refusing to open their borders to let disgruntled people leave if they wish. (I read once that the penalty for trying to leave the country without permission is death.) This is the same country that can't get around to providing electricity to its own in-country peasants because it's too busy offering amenities to the Chinese citizens living in the conquered nation of Tibet. How many tens of millions of people had to die before they finally figured out that maybe the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution weren't the best ways to modernize the country? How many people does it still imprison NOT for saying "Let's overthrow the government" but merely "We the people should have a little more say in how the government is run?"

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Jennifer, where exactly do you get your information about China? Because, given this and other discussions, it seems increasingly as if most of it comes from a mixture of human rights and nativist propaganda. Which is fine, I suppose, but it does play a role in whether or not it's pointless for me to try and point out that your view of China is so far from nuanced that it makes some of the protectionists I've talked to look measured by comparison.

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dissident-burning engines = ultimate steampunk

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Shem wrote:
Jennifer, where exactly do you get your information about China? Because, given this and other discussions, it seems increasingly as if most of it comes from a mixture of human rights and nativist propaganda. Which is fine, I suppose, but it does play a role in whether or not it's pointless for me to try and point out that your view of China is so far from nuanced that it makes some of the protectionists I've talked to look measured by comparison.

Which parts of my statement do you suspect are wrong: the one-child policy? The forced abortions? The imprisonment of dissidents? The occupation of Tibet? The millions of deaths under Chairman Mao (whose oversized face still adorns government buildings in Beijing, if the Olympic broadcasts are to be believed)?

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I hate the olympics, not the sports and the competitions between individuals. The olympics is between nations (represented by individuals), which I don't like. It has a whiff of nationalism.

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Jennifer: I don't know what Shem's going to say, and it sounds like he's more informed than I am. But my point was that the Chinese government can get away with doing that precisely because the country is continuing to grow and get richer. The people are willing to put up with all sorts of abuse as long as their standard of living keeps going up. Take that away, though, and you have a mass revolt. So the ruling party simply can't afford to halt economic growth, which was Shem's original point.

As for the apparent incongruity of trying to cut back on births while forbidding emigration: it makes perfect sense if you think of that as trading poor, unskilled babies for rich, skilled workers.

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dissident-burning engines = ultimate steampunk

Soylent Black is made out of people! It is made out of PEOPLE!

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Jennifer wrote:
Which parts of my statement do you suspect are wrong

Among those particular points, it's not that you're wrong, it's that your arguments are distressingly simplistic. You betray no understanding of the context underlying the issues. Everything is a matter of the evil Communists at the top subjugating the poor helpless Chinese; there's absolutely no room in your arguments whatsoever for the idea that maybe, just maybe, given what happened prior to those events, that huge segments of the population approve of what their government is doing. Which doesn't make it right, but it does make them harder to see as the helpless victims in distress that your mindset forces them to be. Now, on other points, we can't seem to have a discussion recently about China without you making a mistake about the facts or their implications. The wiring (really Jennifer, using that much copper, just for the Olympics? With so many other needs?) is just the latest example of that.

The Communists are evil bastards. You'll never hear me arguing otherwise. But, in a broad sense, they do govern with the consent of large portions of the population. Which means that portraying Zhāng Sān the average Chinese as a helpless victim when there's just as much evidence that he's a willing participant is irresponsible for you and an insult to the humanity of the people who make that choice.

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Jadagul wrote:
Jennifer: I don't know what Shem's going to say, and it sounds like he's more informed than I am. But my point was that the Chinese government can get away with doing that precisely because the country is continuing to grow and get richer. The people are willing to put up with all sorts of abuse as long as their standard of living keeps going up. Take that away, though, and you have a mass revolt. So the ruling party simply can't afford to halt economic growth, which was Shem's original point.

But they can afford -- if they're callous bastards, and there's ample evidence to support this thesis -- to limit the benefits of economic growth to the people who "matter," like the city dwellers and the elite classes. They don't give a shit about the environmental damage being done to the "cancer villages" (Google that only if you have a strong stomach); it's only when the poison pollution starts hurting the big, rich cities that the government deigns to notice.

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Shem wrote:
Jennifer wrote:
Which parts of my statement do you suspect are wrong

Among those particular points, it's not that you're wrong, it's that your arguments are distressingly simplistic. You betray no understanding of the context underlying the issues. Everything is a matter of the evil Communists at the top subjugating the poor helpless Chinese; there's absolutely no room in your arguments whatsoever for the idea that maybe, just maybe, given what happened prior to those events, that huge segments of the population approve of what their government is doing. Which doesn't make it right, but it does make them harder to see as the helpless victims in distress that your mindset forces them to be.

Yes, and Hitler got to office via election, too. Doesn't change the fact that -- even ignoring the Jews and focusing exclusively on the "real Germans" -- he was a vile dictator who gave a damn about his people only insofar as they could add to the glory and power of The Reich.

For that matter, a lot of cowardly Americans support all that the government's doing to "keep us safe" from the terrorists. Doesn't change the fact that our civil liberties are being eroded.

The issue of "how many people approve of the nasty government" is different from "is the government a nasty one." And the question of "how many people think the government's doing right by them" is different from "WILL the government do right by them if push comes to shove."

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Jennifer wrote:
The issue of "how many people approve of the nasty government" is different from "is the government a nasty one." And the question of "how many people think the government's doing right by them" is different from "WILL the government do right by them if push comes to shove."

And if your goal is the warm and fuzzy feeling that you get from denouncing evil while doing absolutely nothing that could be confused by anyone as an attempt to stop it, then the statements that you're making are just exactly the way to do it. Those of us who are actually examining the situation's facts, however, understand just how lousy an idea that is when you're dealing with a nation that has a fantastically powerful nationalist movement that they hide behind whenever the outside tries to get them to change their ways. There are things we as a country can do to affect change within China. None of them will happen, however, as long as people who are only interested in having someone to hate or creating a scapegoat/distraction control the discourse.

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i don't think you guys are talking about the same thing.

infrastructure is important if you want to stay a true player.

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Shem wrote:
Jennifer wrote:
The issue of "how many people approve of the nasty government" is different from "is the government a nasty one." And the question of "how many people think the government's doing right by them" is different from "WILL the government do right by them if push comes to shove."

And if your goal is the warm and fuzzy feeling that you get from denouncing evil while doing absolutely nothing that could be confused by anyone as an attempt to stop it, then the statements that you're making are just exactly the way to do it. Those of us who are actually examining the situation's facts, however, understand just how lousy an idea that is when you're dealing with a nation that has a fantastically powerful nationalist movement that they hide behind whenever the outside tries to get them to change their ways. There are things we as a country can do to affect change within China. None of them will happen, however, as long as people who are only interested in having someone to hate or creating a scapegoat/distraction control the discourse.

I am neither an ambassador, nor a national magazine's Chinese correspondent, nor anyone else who can reasonably be accused of "controlling the discourse." I am a single individual posting on an obscure web forum to say that I think China's government is a nasty one, and that in light of their recent-historical tendencies to treat their own people like shit, I'm not optimistic that they'll change their minds about that anytime soon.

And even your own attempt to stick up for them underscores this fact: they'll hide behind nationalism if anyone makes an audacious suggestion like "Maybe y'all should lighten up on your citizens when they criticize you." Doesn't matter if they treat their own people like garbage; what matters is that no outsiders criticize them for treating their own people like garbage. National pride -- or rather, The Glory Of The State -- takes precedence, no?

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Ali wrote:
I hate the olympics, not the sports and the competitions between individuals. The olympics is between nations (represented by individuals), which I don't like. It has a whiff of nationalism.

"Whiff" in the same sense that a dysentery hospital ward's septic tank might be described by some as unpleasant.

There's nothing amateur about the modern Olympics, not that the professional / amateur distinction ever made much sense, anyway. Hell, they're only incidentally about athletics at all, for that matter. What the Olympics really are all about is sublimated warfare and quasi-religious worship of the almighty nation-state.

A real modern Olympics would be permanently set in one place -- Greece springs to mind -- and athletes, whether professional or amateur, from anywhere could come as individuals to compete in open tryouts to determine who got to compete for the medals. Fat chance.

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D.A. Ridgely wrote:

A real modern Olympics would be permanently set in one place -- Greece springs to mind -- and athletes, whether professional or amateur, from anywhere could come as individuals to compete in open tryouts to determine who got to compete for the medals. Fat chance.

I like that idea. I'd even be willing to waive the "athletes must compete in the nude" rule.

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D.A. Ridgely wrote:
There's nothing amateur about the modern Olympics, not that the professional / amateur distinction ever made much sense, anyway.

I always thought that it was a way to keep the games as a competition among the idle rich. At least initially, anyway.

gaius marius would have approved.

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tymac wrote:
I always thought that it was a way to keep the games as a competition among the idle rich. At least initially, anyway.

The supposed "amateur" requirement does the same thing. Who has the time to work for a living AND practice enough to qualify for the Olympics?

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There is no amateur requirement anymore, but yeah, it had that effect.

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When did the amateur requirement go away? The last time I paid much attention to the Olympics was when there were some funny contemporary satires about Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.

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At least since 1992, When the NBA had the "dream team" play in the basketball tournament, but it could have been earlier.

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tymac wrote:
At least since 1992, When the NBA had the "dream team" play in the basketball tournament, but it could have been earlier.

The first dream team was the difference. American athletes were at a huge disadvantage to communist countries--there was an open question about why people who spent their entire lives training for the olympics weren't professionals simply because they were paid by the state.

Many American athletes still make big sacrifices to train and compete. Guys who are playing water polo are almost certainly supporting themselves by waiting tables and working temp jobs. There are lots of people like that.

P.S. I understand the aversion to raw patriotism, what with the host country being what it is and the recent jingoistic stuff that's happened here as of late, but there also seems to be an underlying hostility to athletes in general in this thread. And it's kinda embarrassing.

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Ken Shultz wrote:
there also seems to be an underlying hostility to athletes in general in this thread. And it's kinda embarrassing.

I'm not "hostile to athletes," but I am hostile to the idea that I personally should feel pride, shame or anything else based on how many medals the US Olympic team does or does not win. I truly don't give a damn.

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Jennifer wrote:
tymac wrote:
I always thought that it was a way to keep the games as a competition among the idle rich. At least initially, anyway.

The supposed "amateur" requirement does the same thing. Who has the time to work for a living AND practice enough to qualify for the Olympics?

College students. Most of the people I know who competed for or made the olympic team.

I suspect student athletes are probably less advantaged, economically speaking, than most students.

The people I know who made the Olympic team said they loved going to watch the boxers in their time off. A lot of those boxers were fighting as the only chance they had to get out of their impoverished neighborhoods...

You could ask the same questions about why such a large percentage of NBA and NFL athletes are african-american. I'd argue that it has something to do with racism in this country crimping the available opportunities for black men. ...and that when you're an athlete, people don't care about the color of your skin so much as they care about how fast you can run a 40. ...I might argue that white kids have a better chance of making a good life for themselves through pursuing a career in business or accounting, so they don't bother putting the time in the weight room or running laps up and down the bleachers...

...but arguing that people pursue careers as athletes because they're idle and rich... I don't think that would have occurred to me. Maybe the golf team or tennis. ...but those aren't olympic sports, are they?

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In regards to all the poor people in China, I don't give the Chinese government much credit for the hundreds of millions of Chinese people who have pulled themselves out of poverty over the last twenty years. I'm not sure I blame the present government for the hundreds of millions of Chinese people who are still in poverty either, but as a free market libertarian, I'm almost certain that if I were Chinese, I wouldn't want the government to do anything to lift me out of poverty...

The Chinese government tried that in the past, you know, and it failed spectacularly.

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I have nothing against athletes. It's the structure of the Olympics in particular that I find objectionable. I like some pro sports and some collegiate sports (both of which have their own problems) and I have great admiration for some athletes.

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Ken Shultz wrote:
I suspect student athletes are probably less advantaged, economically speaking, than most students.

The people I know who made the Olympic team said they loved going to watch the boxers in their time off. A lot of those boxers were fighting as the only chance they had to get out of their impoverished neighborhoods...


Are you arguing that Olympic athletes are trying to get out of the ghetto?

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I speculated that the idle rich probably aren't overrepresented among student athletes and Olympic hopefuls. As an example, yeah, if someone on the team this year is trying to box his way out of the ghetto, I bet it isn't the first time someone tried to do that.

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All sorts of people become Olympics hopefuls for all sorts of reasons. (How's this for a brilliant insight, huh?) Professional boxing may well be a dying sport in the U.S., at least among its non-Spanish speaking population. The kids all go for the mixed martial arts now, or so I'm reliably informed by my extensive ghetto contacts. (cough, cough) Still, I'm sure winning an Olympic medal will open doors in other countries where (witness the Chinese) it remains important. Personally, and speaking of people who willingly risk their bodies for my amusement, I'm far more interested in the upcoming NFL season.

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Jennifer wrote:
Ken Shultz wrote:
there also seems to be an underlying hostility to athletes in general in this thread. And it's kinda embarrassing.

I'm not "hostile to athletes," but I am hostile to the idea that I personally should feel pride, shame or anything else based on how many medals the US Olympic team does or does not win. I truly don't give a damn.

And here I was afraid some of us were dismissing all of this out of some kind of elitist ennui. Thanks for straightening me out.

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How can anybody dislike an event that includes televised women's volleyball games between Eastern European and Cuban teams?

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thoreau wrote:
How can anybody dislike an event that includes televised women's volleyball games between Eastern European and Cuban teams?

Some people just don't appreciate drag.

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DAR, the old Commie sports machine is gone. Nowadays, Poland sends real, actual, hot Eastern European chicks to the Olympics.

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recap:
athletics = good
olympics = fuck it

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thoreau wrote:
How can anybody dislike an event that includes televised women's volleyball games between Eastern European and Cuban teams?

This thread has officially become useless without video. Lots and lots of high-definition, closeup video.

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thoreau wrote:
DAR, the old Commie sports machine is gone. Nowadays, Poland sends real, actual, hot Eastern European chicks to the Olympics.

Sure they do. And the men's figure skaters are all hetero, too.

But maybe they do. (And, no, they're not.) I was in Moscow a few years ago and I was astonished at how many young, beautiful women there were everywhere I turned. (Many of them wanted to have sex with me, too, until I let my wife start answering the hotel room phone.) What you don't see is attractive, slim middle-aged women. It's as though on their 35th birthday every Russian woman wakes up having put on 50 lbs, including around a 1/4 lb of facial warts and moles overnight.

There should be an Olympic contest for best looking middle aged people. The U.S. would be a lock. (And there's my chauvinistic, USA #1, sports observation for this Olympics.)

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Nationalism and the Olympics. Fuck, where do I begin?

Does your state get pumped up when their seven footers are in the NCAA final four? How about when the local millionaires play some millionaires from another metro area in the inaptly titled World Series? Is that really all that terrible when a community comes together over something as silly and pointless as whose hired guns can play hockey the best?* Many people like sports. Even more like to live vicariously through others. The Olympics offers citizens of small and impoverished nations a chance to cheer for their countrymen competeing and sometimes triumphing on the world stage. It doesn't mean crap to educated western society urbanite sophisticates like ourselves,** but in smaller and less confident societies these international contests are a big goddamned deal. It brings feelings of pride and accomplishment, warranted or not, to billions of people.

What can Kenya point to for bragging rights? Yeah, they have some nice national parks (under siege by poverty) and small economic suscess stories, but if you strike up a conversation with a Kenyan, he will proudly bring up his nations success in long distance running before any other positive attributes of his homeland. The Olympics consists of so many events that almost any nation that competes has a realistic chance to "win" a medal. People less sophisticated and cynical than us really do feel like "they" have won something important when one of their countrymen brings home a freestyle wrestling medal in the 52 Kg class.

I've always tried to converse with the locals wherever I've visited. If you do it right, that means a lot of listening. A Kiwi, an Aussie, a Japanese is not likely to bring up the success of his countrymen in international competition unless it flows naturally in the conversation. People from less confident nations, a Filipino, a Kenyan, a South Korean (back in the '70s, it is likely different today) will proudly bring up the subject of a native atheletic hero at the first opportunity.***

Lastly, I strongly recommend against seating Jennifer at the table of the first Sino-Grylliade Cooperation Conference. ;-)

* Swedes hired by Mike Illitch it seems.
** I do not personally claim the mantle "educated western society urbanite sophisticate" .
*** Or Miss Universe. Just trust me, they will.

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D.A. Ridgely wrote:
It's as though on their 35th birthday every Russian woman wakes up having put on 50 lbs, including around a 1/4 lb of facial warts and moles overnight.

Insert Ayn Rand joke here.

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D.A. Ridgely wrote:
It's as though on their 35th birthday every Russian woman wakes up having put on 50 lbs, including around a 1/4 lb of facial warts and moles overnight.

Insert Ayn Rand joke here.

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dhex wrote:
recap:
athletics = good
olympics = fuck it

For me it's more

olympics = fuck it
athletics = larping, gaming, stamp collecting, furrydom, chess, BSDM, gambling, competitive eating, sudoku, feminist scat theater

If you like it and like doing it, go for it, just don't lord yourself over me because it's no better than any other hobby. And yeah, I'm attacking the overfunding of athletics versus other activities in state-run schools, so there.

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Sandy wrote:
dhex wrote:
recap:
athletics = good
olympics = fuck it

For me it's more

olympics = fuck it
athletics = larping, gaming, stamp collecting, furrydom, chess, BSDM, gambling, competitive eating, sudoku, feminist scat theater

If you like it and like doing it, go for it, just don't lord yourself over me because it's no better than any other hobby. And yeah, I'm attacking the overfunding of athletics versus other activities in state-run schools, so there.

olympics = meh
athletic competition = awesome in some cases and boring in others

I don't think athletes should lord anything over anyone, but in general the market speaks on these things. There are a lot of dollars willingly given to fund athletic competition because people like it. LARPing, not so much. Also, I would argue for an inherent admirability to pushing the body to perform at very high levels. Feats of athleticism are inspirational because they remind us of the distance between where we choose to live our lives and the limits of our capabilities.

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J sub D wrote:
People less sophisticated and cynical than us really do feel like "they" have won something important when one of their countrymen brings home a freestyle wrestling medal in the 52 Kg class.

Down South, I knew a lot of trailer-park dwellers who really felt they won something important when they were born white instead of some other color. And they never bother doing anything to improve their situations because all their time and energy is wasted on basking in reflected pride of others who share some superficial traits with them (be it color or nationality).

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Sandy wrote:
Are you arguing that Olympic athletes are trying to get out of the ghetto?

Well, mostly by the time they get to the Olympics, they're not still "trying to get out of the ghetto" or they probably wouldn't have the time and money to invest in their training, but yeah, some of them do come out of the ghetto. (I actually knew Sharon, about 20 years ago.)

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JD wrote:
Well, mostly by the time they get to the Olympics, they're not still "trying to get out of the ghetto" or they probably wouldn't have the time and money to invest in their training, but yeah, some of them do come out of the ghetto. (I actually knew Sharon, about 20 years ago.)

I'm sure some small number of them have. But is it the Olympics or something else pulling them out? I'm asking if anybody thinks, "You know, screw football or basketball. I'm going to do shotput and totally make a million dollars after my gold medal and buy my parents a house."

My guess is, no.

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If you like it and like doing it, go for it, just don't lord yourself over me because it's no better than any other hobby.

well, it's probably a healthier class of hobby than most, at least in terms of physical health.

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Also, I would argue for an inherent admirability to pushing the body to perform at very high levels.

absolutely.

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Sandy wrote:
olympics = fuck it
athletics = larping, gaming, stamp collecting, furrydom, chess, BSDM, gambling, competitive eating, sudoku, feminist scat theater

If you like it and like doing it, go for it, just don't lord yourself over me because it's no better than any other hobby. And yeah, I'm attacking the overfunding of athletics versus other activities in state-run schools, so there.

Oh shit, now I have to make a list? I can't believe you're making me do this. Okay, in order...

1) lording over Sandy
2) chess
3) gambling
4) BDSM
5) gaming
6) sudoku
7) stamp collecting
8) competitive eating
9) LARPing
10) furry fandom
11) feminist scat theater

Oh, and if other activities brought in anywhere near as much money as athletic programs do, I might think they were over funded. I mean, seriously, I don't have the stats but aren't athletic programs about the only thing in most state run schools that brings in more money than they cost?

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Oh, and if other activities brought in anywhere near as much money as athletic programs do, I might think they were over funded. I mean, seriously, I don't have the stats but aren't athletic programs about the only thing in most state run schools that brings in more money than they cost?

No, most sports are losers. NCAA football and basketball are "revenue generating" sports, i.e., they make money if they are successful. At the top they make tons of money, but many smaller basketball and football programs struggle. The rest may bring in soft money from alumni who have fond memories of playing some non-revenue sport, but that's it. Plus the federal mandate to provide roughly equal mens and womens sports programs has had, IMHO, an overall negative effect on many small college athletic programs. They don't have the money to add sports, so they cut back in order to remain in compliance.

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Thinking this over, I suspect sports nationalism is healthy overall. Rooting for a team you'd prefer to see win a game isn't some sort of crippling nationalistic yoke even if that team bears your national flag. These are games we're talking about. Nations are reasonable team dilneators, and I just don't feel it's all that oogie.

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JasonL wrote:
Thinking this over, I suspect sports nationalism is healthy overall. Rooting for a team you'd prefer to see win a game isn't some sort of crippling nationalistic yoke even if that team bears your national flag. These are games we're talking about. Nations are reasonable team dilneators, and I just don't feel it's all that oogie.

It's nice of you to try to reach the haters but they are haters, and you have to be careful if you interrupt them while they're hating.

It's like yanking on a dog's tail while he's eating.

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As identity politics goes, nationalism has a rather poor track record of stopping at the "just rooting for the hometown team in an athletic competition" border. Thus, I continue to think that the Olympics, as they are in fact currently constituted, are on the whole a bad thing. Again, that has nothing to do with athletics, per se. If the competition were, say, an international spelling bee run the way the Olympics are and with the jingoism they generate, my objections would be the same.

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If you like it and like doing it, go for it, just don't lord yourself over me because it's no better than any other hobby.

well, it's probably a healthier class of hobby than most, at least in terms of physical health.

As long as you ignore injuries and self-inflicted drug regimens, yes.

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Also, I would argue for an inherent admirability to pushing the body to perform at very high levels.

absolutely.


It's also inherently admirable to push your mind or your imagination or your concentration or blah blah blah blah to perform at very high levels. The fact that most stamp collectors don't just means it's exactly like athletics: most people who play really suck compared to the pros.

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It's nice of you to try to reach the haters but they are haters, and you have to be careful if you interrupt them while they're hating.

Turnabout's fair play.

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Even the "Be all you can be at X" principle is, at bottom, subject to the usual meta-normative analysis. Yes, we all benefit far more from the positive externalities created by such people than by what the stoners sitting in their parents' basement lifestyle generates. Still, to each his own if it isn't my basement. In other words, humanity doesn't owe me civilization, however much I may benefit from its creation and preservation. Athletes overvalue athletics the same way attractive people overvalue being attractive, artistic people overvalue artistry and, for that matter, intellectuals overvalue intelligence. (Most people suck at thinking just as most people suck at athletics, too.)

Sports attract people viscerally. (So, for that matter, do the arts.) Now, you can make the case for athletic competition sublimating our more reptilian instincts and emotions -- as sports being to real violence and war what masturbation is to sexual intercourse. I think there's something to that argument. But when nation-states use international athletic competitions, it's less about avoiding war, no matter what their rhetoric to the contrary may be, than about feeding that "us versus them" mentality that is at the root of justifying the nation-state in the first place.

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But when nation-states use international athletic competitions, it's less about avoiding war, no matter what their rhetoric to the contrary may be, than about feeding that "us versus them" mentality that is at the root of justifying the nation-state in the first place.

"Us vs. Them" just is. It is probably the second or third social thought we had as a species. Once you get to the point of social organization and you perceive the value of discrete social units based on commonality up to some local maximum, you are there. Competition will inevitably tap into this thought process, but I'm unclear how it's any more harmful than any other sort of competition, which, to be fair, is almost never actually between individiuals divorced from a social context.

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It's also inherently admirable to push your mind or your imagination or your concentration or blah blah blah blah to perform at very high levels. The fact that most stamp collectors don't just means it's exactly like athletics: most people who play really suck compared to the pros.

i don't think it's as stark as that. admirable-ness isn't a pot from which only so much stew of goodness can be drawn. people who do xyz at very high levels are impressive.

there is something special about those who, through a combination of good genes and a willingness to go beyond normal physical behavior, go beyond the limits of the body.

hell, i think people who train themselves to hang from hooks or practice ecstatic mutilation are pretty impressive, too. i may not particularly want to flay myself, but i can appreciate that kind of dedication.

i also appreciate people with encyclopedic knowledge of old blues records, too.

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I'm opposed to this not just for the reasons DAR mentioned, but also because I think the whole "bask in the reflected glory of people whose accomplishments are entirely their own and have nothing to do with you" bit is unhealthy and counterproductive. I'm of Polish ancestry; should I pretend the accomplishments of Copernicus and Marie Curie are partially to my credit? I'm American, as was Thomas Edison; does the invention of the lightbulb say anything about my personal worth?

I've been feeling down ever since I lost my job, but God forbid I ever reach the point where I decide to fuel my self-esteem by pretending I share the credit for accomplishments that are not mine. Better to take pride in my own accomplishments, however limited they may be, and work to reach a point where I can make them again.

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dhex +1

It is built into the definition of achievement that we are talking about admirable qualities, whatever the achievement happens to be.

Some forms of achievement have the advantage of clarity. The rules of sports are designed to allow apples to apples comparisons and within that context achievements have a publicly consumable purity. When Roger Federer, or Tiger, or LeBron, or Peyton Manning, do certain things, it is obvious to a great many people that they have just done something amazing becuase the sport provides the context for us.

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I used to really like the Olympics despite its flaws, though I was annoyed by the US-centric/gymnastics-centric coverage. After 9/11, one of my first, lasting reactions was a bitter "fuck the rest of the world", which sadly made me vulnerable to some of the we-don't-need-no-steeking-diplomacy Iraq adventure rhetoric.

I've gotten mostly better since then, though I still can't bring myself to care about the Olympics, anymore.

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I've been feeling down ever since I lost my job, but God forbid I ever reach the point where I decide to fuel my self-esteem by pretending I share the credit for accomplishments that are not mine.

I understand the perspective, and I think the critique of nationalism writ large is precisely on point. In the field of competition, though, the logic is no more sinister than any fan's cheering for their team. You invest emotionally in a team to give you artificial (and, to my earlier point, distilled) highs and lows. It is harmful if indeed your self worth is based on the success of your team, but basking in reflected glory doesn't have to be anything so profound - its just fun.

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And, spectator sports are great - especially professional football. If you disagree you have no soul.

I have no soul. Football is the most boring shit ever. It wouldn't be bad if they didn't interrupt he game every four minutes for a twenty minute commercial break, but they do, so football is a tremendous waste of my time.

But then again, I've come to the conclusion that if a sport doesn't involve some form of combustion and a definitive winner* that I'm not interested in watching it.

*NASCAR is boring as all get out, too.

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Regarding nationalism and vicarious thrills:

Watching a truly great athlete reach new heights of excellence could be an inspiring event for somebody from any country. Moreover, if the local connection is important to one, should a Tijuana athlete, somebody who trained less than 200 miles from where I live, be less inspiring than some guy from Maine? Should somebody from the town where Yao Ming plays for the NBA be less inspired watching him play in the Olympics because he's playing for a Chinese team?

I can respect great achievements from any part of the globe.

Finally, in defense of the Olympics, I will just say this. Women's beach volleyball. In the rain.

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