hi mr. fbi!
anyway, i've noticed something amongst many a folk, black, white or otherwise: the notion that an obama win will be mitigated by his assassination. my wife was banging this particular drum this morning (the culprit in her scenario is a "racist redneck")
i find this very puzzling.
george w. is the most hated president we've had since nixon. and yet no one has ever even taken a shot at him in the u.s. ever!
what gives, america? i can understand why american blacks would be all over an assassination narrative. i'd probably be worried if they weren't.
but everyone else?
i get the paranoids and their "this is how they'll declare martial law" thing. hell, i can kinda see that, sorta.
"Yeah, but my character would be all swav and deboner." - Warren


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Well, somebody managed to kill every other successful black leader in American history. If I had lived through that, I'd probably be rather paranoid myself.
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Why would anybody off Bush? Anybody who wants to see America ruined would want to leave Bush in office. And if you hate what he's done, well, it's not like replacing him with Cheney will do any good.
As to Obama? Well, saving black Presidents is the reason we keep Kiefer Sutherland around.
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
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I really really really hope nothing ever happens to Bush. The consequences are going to be very dire. This is when fascism could seriously come to this country, especially if that had happened before the Democratic Congress in 2006. Thankfully it didn't. But if it happens now (God forbid) before Jan. 2009, I am still not sure what a Democratic Congress would be willing to do.
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I hate this talk. It's just ugly. Anytime race raises it's ugly head it's always bad news. Taking a shot at President Obama would be bad bad bad for everybody in this country. It would keep race as the immovable stumbling block in everything.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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Definitely. And the only good thing I see in having Obama for president is that it would definitely alter race relations in this country. As long as he remains safe until he leaves office.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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Martin Luther King, Malcolm X (who was killed by the Black Muslims, so it's not like that's really much of an indication of American racism), Medgar Evers...is there someone else I'm forgetting? An example that isn't over 40 years old at this point? Fred Hampton? I mean, I don't think New York City Councilman James E. Davis or journalist Chauncey Bailey are really what people are thinking of...
I'm not saying that there isn't some real cause for concern, I just think people are blowing it somewhat out of proportion.
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That's just horseshit. W E B Du Bois and Fredrick Douglas both died of natural causes. Jesse Jackson and Louis Farrakhan are still breathing. That's just off the top of my head, I'm sure there are dozens of other examples.
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Thurgood Marshall for example. A black man that came to national prominence in the same era as Martin and Malcolm
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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Well, they did kill Mace Windu.
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
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I think what's important here is not just any African American leader. It is leaders who significantly influence national politics, culture, etc. MLK, X, and Obama fit that criteria, not the others.
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Thurgood Marshall certainly had a major influence on national politics. However, I'll grant that saying "Hey, look at that one important guy who wasn't shot!" is a bit like shouting "Painted schools!" in regard to Iraq.
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
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Exactly. Those other gentlemen were important in their ways, but none of them had any real symbolic power. And many of them weren't/aren't all that successful, either, if success is measured by changes to the structure of power in the US. Or are you going to tell me that Jesse Jackson is good at anything besides feathering his own nest?
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Silly conspiracy theorists! Everybody knows that they'll do it via FEMA after a series of natural and man-made disasters.
Though on a more serious note..uh maybe I'm just cynical but I pretty much assume that no matter who the current President happens to be there is some crazy plotting to kill him/her/it.
Though in practical terms, it is just isn't that easy to assassinate a President. Heck, if it was Al-Qaeda would just play whack-a-mole with our President and Vice-President kind of like we do with the "2nd-in-command-for-today" in Iraq.
History shows us it isn't impossible (though I think it is more difficult today than it was in the 60s and maybe even the 80s) but I don't really think that Obama has, taking all this into account, a greater absolute chance of being successfully assassinated than any other President.
"ps not an lp member so stop beating that drum. the drum is tired and wants to go home now, to the family that loves it. i haven’t even mentioned PRECIOUS PRECIOUS GOLD or ferrets or anything." - dhex
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I wonder, though, if a great deal of the symbolic power of MLK et al comes from their martyrdoms? If MLK had lived, and Jesse Jackson had been assassinated, would their reputations be reversed?
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Isn't it a bit early to be including Obama among the black Americans who "significantly influence national politics, culture, etc."? Yes, the man has the Democratic nomination and probably will win in November, but he also might just be a colossally bad president, too, and his net effect on everything from civil rights to international relations might end up negative.
All the world loves a clown.
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It's like the Kennedy family. Would JFK and RFK be considered nearly as Important as they are regarded if they hadn't taken a few rounds?
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You're thinking like rational human beings would. Those aren't the ones to do something bad to Obama. It is the like of that dude who fired in a Tennessee church the other day that are more likely to do something stupid.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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...Though I can't help thinking that MLK Jr. would still be considered very significant if he were alive today. He just wouldn't be regarded as a night-saintly figure in our history.
Think of how a lot of folks regard Reagan - and imagine how they would be if he'd been killed during his second term. That sort of thing.
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Obama is all but guaranteed to be remembered fondly if he becomes President. Aside from the historic nature of his background and all that, it would be almost impossible for him to look bad in comparison with his predecessor. I mean, just look at the way we regard Nixon and Carter, and the absence of a push to rehabilitate Nixon's....
Oh, wait.
OK, yeah, maybe Obama will be remembered as a shitty President. Meanwhile, I suspect that Bush will some day be regarded as a great President. I hate that possibility, but I fear that he'll be rehabilitated, and if Iraq in 2038 is less shitty than Iraq in 2008 then a bunch of dumbshits will insist that it was all worth it. (I mean, look at the standard of living in Russia today compared with Russia 90 years ago! Clearly Lenin was on the right track!)
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
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Ali, my point is that no one here should be carving Obama's visage into Mt Rushmore yet, either. There remains much to the "basically empty suit that happened along at the right time" theory of Obama. (N.B., this is not an implicit endorsement of McCain.)
All the world loves a clown.
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thoreau, of course Obama will have accomplished something genuinely historic if he is elected and will be remembered for that if for nothing else. But by the time we've had ten or twelve black presidents that might well be all he's remembered for.
All the world loves a clown.
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Isn't it a bit early to be including Obama among the black Americans who "significantly influence national politics, culture, etc."?
i see your point, but if he becomes president...all bets are off.
"Yeah, but my character would be all swav and deboner." - Warren
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Oh, I see. But I didn't think anyone here wants Obama's visage carved into Mt. Rushmore.
But whether Obama turns out libertarian or not, leftist, elitist, centrist, rightist, carrotist, or what have you, regardless, someone's bound to think or attempt to do a stupid thing. Like that dude in tennessee the other day.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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Bush has also been one of the most insulated presidents we've ever had, but I don't think Bush-hatred is the same thing as Obama-hatred. Broadly speaking, there's two types of people who hate Bush: the extreme left-wingers who'd hate anyone with an (R) after his name (these were the ones who hated his guts long before 9/11), and people like me who hate him for what he's done to civil liberties and American international prestige and etc.
Compare this to the intense Obama-hatred spawned by the white supremacy movement. And of the three groups -- hippies, ordinary disillusioned Americans and frothing white supremacists -- which group's members strike you as most likely to have murderous elements?
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The extremist militant militia movement hated Clinton with a passion. A lot of those types were convinced the UN black helicopter take-over was underway in the 90's yet Clinton managed to get by without getting shot despite that decade having a very high profile anti-government inspired terrorist attack.
EDIT: Please note I'm not directly equating the militia movement and the white supremacist movements (though is definitely some overlap in those circles), I'm just noting that the militia movement is definitely (particularly then) full of some heavy duty frothing types who have guns and know how to use them.
"ps not an lp member so stop beating that drum. the drum is tired and wants to go home now, to the family that loves it. i haven’t even mentioned PRECIOUS PRECIOUS GOLD or ferrets or anything." - dhex
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Thinking about something stupid is happening all the time. I guarantee you that someone has probably thought about assassinating every president our country has ever had.
As for doing...unitarian churches are significantly less well protected the the sitting President.
As I said above, the possibility certainly is there, but I don't see how Obama being black necessarily makes it is more likely to succeed.
"ps not an lp member so stop beating that drum. the drum is tired and wants to go home now, to the family that loves it. i haven’t even mentioned PRECIOUS PRECIOUS GOLD or ferrets or anything." - dhex
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There are always crazies who want to kill the president, and a real number of them are serious about it.
On the plus side, the sort of people willing to risk it aren't the most rational, capable individuals. Whether they succeed has much more to do with whether anyone's listening to Secret Service recommendations than any serious ability on their part.
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Followers of Malkin, Limbough, Severin, Graham, Savage, and some Fox News viewers?
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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I'm not certain there is a rhyme or reason for assassination attempts. Trying to predict based on popularity or lack thereof seems pointless. Two seperate unbalanced women took a crack at Ford in two years. Maybe he wasn't a genius, but I don't remember him as the target of rabid wingnuts' hate at all. Throw in the bastard that held the office for the previous six years (zero shots fired) and it's hard to make sense out of it. Shit, Reagan got shot by some deranged twat trying to impress a lesbian actress.
Any president is going to be a target for some insane idiot. In our barely functional society being famous makes you a target (John Lennon) and nobody is more famous than the US president.
That said, I honestly believe the Secret Service will be going the extra mile to ensure that the first black president doesn't get killed by a racist or an imbecile. I sincerely hope that Obama listens to the advice of his security people. He, like all presidents, ignores it at his own peril.
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said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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Maybe some of the viewers, but those "personalities" just have to shift to an "outsider" stance to make money hand over fist during a Blue presidency.
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Eric- I just made a correction to my comment. I am talking about their followers.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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It's tougher for Al Quaeda to get someone in position, because a) if you're not the California Al Quaeda, you're going to be seen as a threat very early, and b) they have proven time and time again they don't have the kind of deep knowledge of our culture to see the opportunities as easily as home-grown fanatics would.
The Timothy McVeigh types would be numerous and out to get Obama. I still think, given the massive apparatus around him, that he'll get to die of old age (Doug Wilder was still kicking, last I saw), but I think he would be more at risk than Bush.
Still, glad it's not me. I mean, Clinton had people flying planes into the White House, shooting at the White House...basically they beat up on the poor building. And he was popular and white...but he made an enemy of the kind of nuts that will hate Obama.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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so is this kind of talk popular with folks you guys know?
i'm curious about that angle too.
"Yeah, but my character would be all swav and deboner." - Warren
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Thurgood Marshall was a successful civil rights leader by any definition. His influence in changing race relations in this country can not be overstated. Jesse Jackson in th 80's wielded every bit as much "symbolic power" as Malcolm X ever did. It is flat out bullshit to claim all or even most black leaders or activists have been assassinated. You are talking out your ass.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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In the AA community it seems to be assumed that an attempt will be made. Some people I know are willing to bet that he doesn't live out his first term. I haven't taken them up on it, which says something about my worries. OTOH, I haven't heard any talk of the illuminati shadow government orchestrating his murder. I guess that's a good thing.
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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Wait, I though he was the choice of the illuminati shadow government.
Why can't I ever keep these things straight?
Liberals believe government should take people's earnings to give to poor people. Conservatives disagree. They think government should confiscate people's earnings and give them to farmers and insolvent banks. The compelling issue to both conservatives and liberals is not whether it is legitimate for government to confiscate one's property to give to another, the debate is over the disposition of the pillage.
— Walter Williams
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I am hoping he is elected.
And I am counting on him being a horrible quasi Carter.
So that we can have another Ronald Reagan, and maybe another republican revolution of '94.
A rebellion against income taxes, and against gun laws.
We ain't going to get any of that with McCain. He will be a decent socialist president, and people will think that is what opposition to the Democrats is supposed to look like. And it isn't.
Society/government is a pantheistic god. It is the emanation of us and the embodiment of us. It is 'us' personified. And like any decent god, it is above the moral rules place on anything mortal (it's stealing if you do it, it's taxation if the god does it)
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AA? Alcoholics Anonymous?
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I think you're going to be disappointed. The mindset is different now than it was then.
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AA=African American
"ps not an lp member so stop beating that drum. the drum is tired and wants to go home now, to the family that loves it. i haven’t even mentioned PRECIOUS PRECIOUS GOLD or ferrets or anything." - dhex
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No. Affirmative Action community.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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I dunno, Shem, I dunno. Obama talks a good game, but his platform, if you really look at it, boils down to "Government can solve all your problems, and another Cabinet-level department is the answer."
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No you were right, he is the choice of the illuminati, and CFR, and the Bildenburgs. I have the emails that prove it somewhere if you really want.
Society/government is a pantheistic god. It is the emanation of us and the embodiment of us. It is 'us' personified. And like any decent god, it is above the moral rules place on anything mortal (it's stealing if you do it, it's taxation if the god does it)
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Geez folks, everbody knows tha AA stands for anti-aircraft.
Yes African American.
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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How so? It seems the same.
Society/government is a pantheistic god. It is the emanation of us and the embodiment of us. It is 'us' personified. And like any decent god, it is above the moral rules place on anything mortal (it's stealing if you do it, it's taxation if the god does it)
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But the people are different, and that's what makes all the difference. Look at it this way; how is that message any different than the one FDR supported? Yet he's still one of the most beloved Presidents in US history. To a depressing degree, it's not what the President does that matters, it's how he makes people feel. That's why people love Reagan even though, on balance, he wasn't really any better than any of the rest of them. Because he made them feel good again. And if that's what Obama continues to offer, then he'll be seen as a success, even if he does absolutely nothing. Especially if he does nothing.
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Every Democratic platform boils down to that. They tend to not do as much of it as they promise. And the Republicans tend to do damn near as much of it, if not more when they can get away with it.
I never thought we'd have to elect a Republican to get greater federal control of schools and subsidized pills for old folks.
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
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I get the same emails.
That's how I know. :)
Liberals believe government should take people's earnings to give to poor people. Conservatives disagree. They think government should confiscate people's earnings and give them to farmers and insolvent banks. The compelling issue to both conservatives and liberals is not whether it is legitimate for government to confiscate one's property to give to another, the debate is over the disposition of the pillage.
— Walter Williams
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Why don't *I* get these emails? You guys must be part of the illuminati.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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You want me to put you on the mailing list?
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Sheesh! You're an illuminati, too? Who else in here is an illuminati? I bet I am the only one who is not an illuminati.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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I'm definitely not an Illuminatus. Fnord.
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- Smacky
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I'd like to go ahead and voice my support for not shooting anyone.
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Gotcha.
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No, a Freemason. But we have officer exchance programs and a universal email list. And we also have the annual "Shriners vs. 8-foot-tall Reptiles 3 on 3 B-Ball tourney" every May to celebrate the feast of Saint Isidore the Laborer. That's always lots of fun.
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I definitely support that too!
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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I tried to read about the Freemasons, but never met one.
By the way, I am heading to DC next week. Just sayin'. Monday-Thursday.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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I was once invited to join the junior freemasons, whatever they're called. So basically like Junior Achievement for the Illuminati.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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Not directly, no.
Among the shooting community, though, there is something of a fear that if Obama (or any other politician) comes to a bad end that the inevitable legislative backlash will single out gun owners in a vicious and unfair way.
Of course, such fears are somewhat rooted in historical precedent- The Gun Control Act of 1968 were a result of JFK and MLK, and Sarah Brady wouldn't have ever ended up as the figurehead for the country's most well-known anti-gun group if not for Hinkley's attempt on Reagan.
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Hell, I'll even go so radical as to say that not shooting anybody is even a good idea for the government. And organized religion. And the private sector.
Really, let's just not shoot anybody, OK? Especially if the person doesn't actually pose a threat to you.
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
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Really? I'm with the Trilateralist wing. Did we met at the convention in [redacted].
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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As the Peace Frog in residence, I proclaim thoreau's "Let's just not shoot anybody" proposal, super groovy.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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It's lunchstealer's proposal, not mine. I just stipulated that it should also apply to the government, organized religion, and "private" contractors. And that we should make an especial point of not shooting people who aren't a threat to us.
It's lunchstealer's proposal, I'm just riffing on it.
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
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Even Bob Saget?
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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OK that's cool. Love for the lunchstealer.
EDIT
BTW Ali, if you take off the tinfoil hat, you can get the emails beamed directly into your brain.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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I have it off all the time, and still nothing.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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Maybe. I was going by the nom de guerre of [REDACTED]. What was yours?
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He's actually very funny when he's making jokes about hookers and blow.
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[REDACTED]. I was with [REDACTED] but didn't get any afterwords. Those International Jewry types can be so fickle.
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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GWB has a really good life insurance policy. Dick Cheney.
On thoreau and lunchstealer's 'not shooting anybody', can I get a dispensation for telemarketers, the exectives of my phone/internet supplier and the guy who drives the ice cream truck playing tinny music down my street while I'm trying to nap on a Sunday afternoon?
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
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You can have those dispensations if I get to open fire on anybody who tries to appoint me to a committee that meets more than once per quarter.
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
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I now have the image of Cheney crying out in rage, then bowling over his security detail with a shotgun in his hands and the most hideous, feral expression on his face as he goes in a vengeful pursuit.
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Nah. The life insurance is the image in every body's mind of Cheney standing before John Roberts with one hand on the Bible and the other upraised saying "I, Richard Bruce Cheney, do solemnly swear..."
Dick Nixon had a similar insurance policy in the form of Spiro Agnew.
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
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Oh, I'm sure. I just never seriously thought he could be any worse.
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I know! And always with the "precious bodily fluids" claptrap. You got lucky, though; [REDACTED] is always all "oh, [REDACTED] that [REDACTED] faster and [REDACTED] that [REDACTED] until [REDACTED] gets home with the twelve pack of [REDACTED] and the cola so that we can frost the [REDACTED]." Man, what a pain.
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I've heard Bob Saget clean and blue, and he's just not funny.
However, we don't have to shoot him. Anthills. Stakes. Ropes. Honey. Look it up.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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Well,... lets be honest here. Some people DO need a killin'. So unless you have an easier way of stabbing people or something.
But I do support not killing anyone that was elected, no matter how bad they are. It then becomes the fault of the electors, and they have to pay for their mistakes.
Society/government is a pantheistic god. It is the emanation of us and the embodiment of us. It is 'us' personified. And like any decent god, it is above the moral rules place on anything mortal (it's stealing if you do it, it's taxation if the god does it)
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Y'all need to stop talking about all that [REDACTED] stuff. Remember, [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] fourteen [REDACTED], [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]; [REDACTED] is [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. And, of course, the [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
So don't [REDACTED].
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky
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If The A Team has taught us anything, it's the non-violent solution to the ice-cream truck problem. The solution is dynamite. There are two standard applications in this situation, both guaranteed not to injure anyone.
First, throw the dynamite about 30 feet in front of the truck. It will go off under one tire, causing almost no structural damage to the vehicle, but causing it to flip up onto its side. The offending ice-cream vendor will then clamber out and run away dazed, smoking, but otherwise unharmed.
Second, throw the dynamite in through the vent on top, the open vending window, or any similar orifice in the ice-cream truck. The vendor will then jump out just before the truck is destroyed. He will roll down a convenient embankment, and again clamber away dusty but generally unharmed.
It is possible that if the ice cream vendor is a more major character, he will show up later with an arm in a sling, but this is an unlikely outcome in this scenario. And in the unlikely event of this type of injury, it will generally build character, and possibly be a counterpoint to his realization that he was on the wrong path, and his decision to no longer torment the innocent with his ice-cream-truck-music ways.
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions may call for extraordinary remedies. But the argument necessarily stops short of an attempt to justify action which lies outside the sphere of constitutional authority. Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers." - Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes
Re: the assassination assumption thread
Oddly enough, I'm learning an entirely different lesson playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
"pimpin' ain't easy, especially when you're very bad at it and feel like you should be good at it." -- dhex