A large-bore artillery piece suitable for attacking the Vatican.
Kilogram.
What was the technological predecessor to the exploding phone?
Taktix® wrote:
Quote:
Canon.
Can too?
Fresh thread.
Right. What's all this then?
Harmony
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"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions may call for extraordinary remedies. But the argument necessarily stops short of an attempt to justify action which lies outside the sphere of constitutional authority. Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers." - Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes
What's a large, diesel-powered wagon capable of carrying dozens of Gypsies?
Honorable.
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A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government. - Smacky
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions may call for extraordinary remedies. But the argument necessarily stops short of an attempt to justify action which lies outside the sphere of constitutional authority. Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers." - Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
In Scissor Golf, what units are used to express the difficulty of a cut?
Boogie Woogie
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This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
Monday: not fucking you
Tuesday: not fucking you
Wednesday: not fucking you
Thursday: not fucking you
Friday: not fucking you
Saturday: not fucking you
Sunday: ...nah, still not fucking you
A retention problem faced by the military until they initiated the policy known as stop-flossing. Now we have more troops in the field, but with worse teeth.
What do you call the dilemma faced by those who might date the most decorated figure skater in U.S. history?
Contentment.
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A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government. - Smacky
When she was being crazy, I told her she was being crazy. When she overreacted, I told her to calm down. I told her the truth when she asked me how her butt looked in those gynormous jeans, and what signature wrestling move did she give me?
What does expensive high-end photo equipment cost me? :-(
turn, turn, turn
How does a Blue so progressive they can only turn left make a right?
Next.
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This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
After the Vista debacle, what will Microsoft replace the tainted word "upgrade" with?
Belgium!
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This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
What is the least defensible prohibition in standard English grammar in that one is not supposed to either knowingly or unknowingly, intentionally or otherwise between the "to" part of the infinitive verb form and the subsequent infinitive verb form's word, for no better reason than the entirely irrelevant fact that Latin verb forms are single words and cannot therefore be split as they can in English and English (by which I mean natives of England) pedants who were schooled in Latin and thus unduly influenced split an English infinitive in the manner I have just done.
What are British euphemisms for the female and male genitalia, respectively?
black sheep.
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"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions may call for extraordinary remedies. But the argument necessarily stops short of an attempt to justify action which lies outside the sphere of constitutional authority. Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers." - Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes
Where the HMS Hickory and USS Dickory are berthed.
The Æsir.
What's Greek for "yessir"?
Salad.
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This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
What are the answers to the following questions:
1) How many does it take "to tango"?
2) What would most Death Row inmates prefer to do?
3) Name a really preppy sport involving water.
Where in Massachusetts do you go for some truly nasty fast food?
Quequeg.
__________________
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
What are you space robots here to protect me from?
Down the stairs
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"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions may call for extraordinary remedies. But the argument necessarily stops short of an attempt to justify action which lies outside the sphere of constitutional authority. Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers." - Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
Which characters were instrumental in the ruination of the Wachowski Brothers' Matrix franchise?
Calamine.
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A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government. - Smacky
What "reserves" was George W. Bush intent on sending to combat in Iraq, until it was carefully explained to him that they weren't actually people?
Manticore.
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A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government. - Smacky
What's a label with acts guaranteed to make dhex's head asplode?
Malkovich.
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This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
Who's the little kid with the security blanket in that comic strip, you know, Peanutx?
Superelevation.
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Liberals believe government should take people's earnings to give to poor people. Conservatives disagree. They think government should confiscate people's earnings and give them to farmers and insolvent banks. The compelling issue to both conservatives and liberals is not whether it is legitimate for government to confiscate one's property to give to another, the debate is over the disposition of the pillage.
— Walter Williams
Re: So You Think You're Clever? Grylliade Question Game Part III
What was the technological predecessor to the exploding phone?
Right. What's all this then?
Harmony
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions may call for extraordinary remedies. But the argument necessarily stops short of an attempt to justify action which lies outside the sphere of constitutional authority. Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers." - Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes
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Dollars earned by a comedian.
hooligan
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Me again
pallino
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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Your italian BFF.
rhombus
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What's a large, diesel-powered wagon capable of carrying dozens of Gypsies?
Honorable.
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky
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what did Cain not do?
qwerty
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
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What kind of tea do they serve in gay restaurants?
periodical
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
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A. Description. Of. This. Sentence.
gaussian
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What was the nickname of Gus Bell, the Cal Tech boxer who was constantly being saved by the
?
Shaken, not stirred.
All the world loves a clown.
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What happened to Los Angeles today?
Carrots.
"Discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes" -Marcel Proust
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What is half of a robust incentive package?
ululate
EDIT: Also, check out ridgely on that last one!
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What? It Looks perfectly normal to me.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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ululate
our friend ul can't afford a watch, so we say this to him a lot.
prostate
"Yeah, but my character would be all swav and deboner." - Warren
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Please describe, in one word, the policies of both major party candidates.
Joy-joy.
See, if only we could drill in ANWR, we'd have enough energy for faster-than-light travel. - mediageek
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What do Republicans, Democrats, and nutsacks all have in common?
vandalism
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
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Nevada.
Alchemy
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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Turning crap into gold; basically, the reverse of what a politician does.
theory.
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Teach what controversy?
Rory Calhoun
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions may call for extraordinary remedies. But the argument necessarily stops short of an attempt to justify action which lies outside the sphere of constitutional authority. Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers." - Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes
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Jar Jar's promiscuous cousin.
A sect that worships a vampire Tony Randall
A likely story
Whose wife named 79 women with whom he had allegedly committed adultery in her divorce petition?
Vegas, Baby!
All the world loves a clown.
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Completely beyond fundie comprehension.
Scalene.
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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What would be a pretty name for a mermaid?
amygdala
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
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How does LoneWacko address letters to his friend, Amy G. Dala?
Sinus headaches
All the world loves a clown.
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What is the name of the Chinese plot to give Americans migraines?
Antidisestablishmentarianism
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
Re: So You Think You're Clever?
What is the first symptom of Imgonnabeamoreintellectualthanthoudoucheforawhile-itis, which is rampant in middle school honors programs.
aid and abet
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What's a name for a gambling syndicate run by HIV-positive people?
Toledo
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
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What's like Toronto, but less so?
Squiggly.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
Re: So You Think You're Clever?
What was the name of that greaser character on Laverne and Shirley?
kimchee
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
R Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
Name a Korean porn star.
zodiac
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
Re: R Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
What's the name for a follower of General Zod?
unmentionables
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
Re: R Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
If you were Barbara Bush, what would you think of your children?
parsnips
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
Re: R Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
In Scissor Golf, what units are used to express the difficulty of a cut?
Boogie Woogie
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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What was that dangling from Woogie's nose?
The Idiot's Guide For Dummies
All the world loves a clown.
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OK, this wins my award for most hilariously inappropriate yet.
Re: So You Think You're Three.
The Idiot's Guide For Dummies
iggy pop's first book.
spatula
"Yeah, but my character would be all swav and deboner." - Warren
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A minor argument between married vampires.
Booties
All the world loves a clown.
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What ghosts wear around their neck.
transmontane
Re: So You Think You're Clever? Grylliade Question Game Part 3
What distance runner was the subject of 2 late nineties biopics?
Julian calendar
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Monday: not fucking you
Tuesday: not fucking you
Wednesday: not fucking you
Thursday: not fucking you
Friday: not fucking you
Saturday: not fucking you
Sunday: ...nah, still not fucking you
magnum opus
So You Think You're Clever? Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
How would you describe Tom Selleck's mustache?
Bakery fresh cinnamon rolls
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Give an example of an especially bad name for a heavy metal band.
Cecil, the Sea Sick Sea Serpent
All the world loves a clown.
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name a dihydrogen-oxide disinclined dizzy dragon
Chopin
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
So You Think You're Clever? Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
What onions need before they're sauteed?
retirement community
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What's another name for the U.S. Senate?
flossing
All the world loves a clown.
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A retention problem faced by the military until they initiated the policy known as stop-flossing. Now we have more troops in the field, but with worse teeth.
quandry
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What do you call the dilemma faced by those who might date the most decorated figure skater in U.S. history?
Contentment.
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky
Re: So You Think You're Clever?
The peace that a felon experiences while camping.
Dry ice.
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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If a martini required ice, what sort of ice would it require?
Sloe gin
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what is Elgin's slightly stupid sister city?
the unbearable lightness of being
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
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Name a wonderful book with a rotten premise?
the importance of being earnest
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what do you need to convince Earnest of to cure him of multiple personality disorder?
The Nutcracker
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
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When she was being crazy, I told her she was being crazy. When she overreacted, I told her to calm down. I told her the truth when she asked me how her butt looked in those gynormous jeans, and what signature wrestling move did she give me?
diamond cutter
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Shea stadium groundskeeper.
Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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What was the X-rated adaptation of "Faust" that closed after only one night on Off-Broadway?
in his soup, like crackers.
So You Think You're Clever? Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
How did Jeffrey Dahmer plan to enjoy his "mementos"?
Bruce Banner
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You won't like him when he's angry
Flame on
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
So You Think You're Clever? Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
What comic book catch phrase is even lamer and makes less sense than "Up, up, and Away!"?
total consciousness
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What requires me to ingest cups of coffee and 4 cigarettes every AM?
dither
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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What is the fleeting state attained after the fourth sip of coffee, which disappointingly ends before the seventh sip passes the lips.
femtosecond
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What does michelle quan lose if she dithers for a femtosecond while executing a quintuple lutz?
salvage logging
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
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What word will make smacky suspect there is also a word, "maletofirst"?
If you could only save from destruction Monty Python's Lumberjack Song or the entire corpus of Dave W's music, what's the obvious call?
All the world loves a clown.
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What is the easiest musical question of all time?
Lapidary
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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Arrrrggg! Dumb me forgot to give a new answer after my Dave W. answer to salvage logging. Oh well...
What can you pay extra for at a bovine strip club?
Less than you're paying now in rent!
All the world loves a clown.
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What does expensive high-end photo equipment cost me? :-(
turn, turn, turn
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How does a Blue so progressive they can only turn left make a right?
Next.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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What's the last thing Jobs wished he'd done after leaving Apple?
Macintosh
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What can the true beleivers in the superiority of Apple computers do with them?
Belgrade
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
So You Think You're Clever? Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
After the Vista debacle, what will Microsoft replace the tainted word "upgrade" with?
Belgium!
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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Which country's greatest contribution to the world is a little boy pissing in public?
mannequin
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
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The Mk 1 Mod 0 version of Real Doll.
Stalagmite
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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What kept biting William Holden in his POW camp bunk at night?
Stalactite
All the world loves a clown.
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What helps babies keep a good seal when nursing?
Roquefort.
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Wimbledon with battlements.
Split infinitive.
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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Split infinitive
What is the least defensible prohibition in standard English grammar in that one is not supposed to either knowingly or unknowingly, intentionally or otherwise between the "to" part of the infinitive verb form and the subsequent infinitive verb form's word, for no better reason than the entirely irrelevant fact that Latin verb forms are single words and cannot therefore be split as they can in English and English (by which I mean natives of England) pedants who were schooled in Latin and thus unduly influenced split an English infinitive in the manner I have just done.
Dangling participle
All the world loves a clown.
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How would you describe the sexual organs of an eunuch?
California
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
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What consumes thousands of tons of yogurt and still has no culture?
Liberty Bonds
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What do you call securities backed by France post 9/11?
Fannie and Freddie
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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What are British euphemisms for the female and male genitalia, respectively?
black sheep.
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions may call for extraordinary remedies. But the argument necessarily stops short of an attempt to justify action which lies outside the sphere of constitutional authority. Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers." - Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes
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who has 3 full bags of wool?
Hickory Dickory Dock
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
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Where the HMS Hickory and USS Dickory are berthed.
The Æsir.
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
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What's Greek for "yessir"?
Salad.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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What's an Idaho farmer's idea of interracial dating?
What sort of physician do you go to see if you get splinters in your penis?
What's the name of the official airlines of the Norse gods?
How does Sal find out the value of two combined numbers?
reason
All the world loves a clown.
Re: So You Think You're Clever?
What, when capitalized, gives the name of a website where joe persistently demonstrates his incapacity for the namesake concept?
Tornado
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
Re: So You Think You're C
from the latin root "torna" meaning "swirling shit around all fucked up"
2 live crew
"Yeah, but my character would be all swav and deboner." - Warren
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What are the answers to the following questions:
1) How many does it take "to tango"?
2) What would most Death Row inmates prefer to do?
3) Name a really preppy sport involving water.
Intellectual property.
All the world loves a clown.
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Tomes and cardigans.
Iditarod.
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
Re: So You Think You're Clever?
How would Madonna describe last weekend's festivities?
noble gas
Re: So You Think You're Clever?
What emanates from the House of Lords.
doghouse
Re: So You Think You're Clever?
Where did Venetians keep their Doge?
Parsifal.
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
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What happens when you can't successfully define your terms?
Chick-Fil-A
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What fast food chain makes fun of semi-literate cows?
Life on Uranus.
All the world loves a clown.
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Name a subject generally avoided in polite company.
masonic
All I ask is a good horse and a fair day.
So You Think You're Clever? Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
Where in Massachusetts do you go for some truly nasty fast food?
Quequeg.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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what does a spaniard say when he can't hear or understand what Queg is saying?
the terrible secret of space
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
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What are you space robots here to protect me from?
Down the stairs
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions may call for extraordinary remedies. But the argument necessarily stops short of an attempt to justify action which lies outside the sphere of constitutional authority. Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers." - Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes
So You Think You're Clever? Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
Where did I see Santa throwing Mommy?
Bolus.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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Pitch us, but don't...
The calls are coming from inside the building!
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What's the haircuttus of Caesar! Hail Caesar!
phrenology
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What line of dialog would you expect to hear in "Hungry Skyscraper Transformers -- The Movie"
What course would you cram for by going bump in the night?
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum!
All the world loves a clown.
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What the last thing I remember saying before waking up wearing only an eye patch and a bandanna?
The elders of Zion
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Which characters were instrumental in the ruination of the Wachowski Brothers' Matrix franchise?
Calamine.
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky
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Who is responcible for taking the double cheeseburger off the dollar menu?
patent leather
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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What's a product that claims to "stop itching" but is in fact, pink tempura paint?
What sort of thong is Warren wearing today?
Lactic acidosis
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What do you call it when a dairy cow trips on LSD?
pop goes the weasel
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What nursery rhyme was at the center of the 'cobbler's bench'/'rosemary bush' schism that tore apart the Libertarian Party at the 08 convention?
petroleum reserves
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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What "reserves" was George W. Bush intent on sending to combat in Iraq, until it was carefully explained to him that they weren't actually people?
Manticore.
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky
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What's a label with acts guaranteed to make dhex's head asplode?
Malkovich.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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who is the son of Malk?
Linux
"They civilize left, They civilize right
Till nothing is left, Till nothing is right"
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Who's the little kid with the security blanket in that comic strip, you know, Peanutx?
Superelevation.
Liberals believe government should take people's earnings to give to poor people. Conservatives disagree. They think government should confiscate people's earnings and give them to farmers and insolvent banks. The compelling issue to both conservatives and liberals is not whether it is legitimate for government to confiscate one's property to give to another, the debate is over the disposition of the pillage.
— Walter Williams
So You Think You're Clever? Grylliade Question Game Part Three.
Can you name one of Superman's wacky silver age powers?
Pantone colors
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Name an example of a chart that really doesn't need a Braille version.
Tonic. Sub-Dominant. Dominant.
All the world loves a clown.
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What would you find in a dungeon that lacks only a bottle of gin?
Hocus pocus.