Captions by Rachel (and a few by me). Submit your own!
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"<ego>I think I look good in pink.</ego>"
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"Libertarian guys are pretty smokin' as well." (Note "Cabaret" sign in background -- jd)
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"Finding Ayn Rand references in the most un-free city. Maybe they're really secret messages directing us to a Gulch."
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"We're not the nerdiest convention in town!" (the Greens were also in town, so we may not even have been the second nerdiest -- jd)
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Rachel wants a railroad man. Her shirt says "I heart Hank Rearden", if you can't read it. (And even if you can!)
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"Check out Warren's line of vision. Where do his eyes land?" (I did not notice this until Rachel pointed it out -- jd)
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"Stevo looks perplexed. Is someone doing something that wasn't on the poll again?" (I thought he looked determined -- jd)
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"I have no idea why, but I look at this picture & I think Mark looks like a southern gentleman."
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Sorry, Rachel, it's dinosaurs!
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Needs Jesus riding the dinosaur. Somebody break out the Photoshop!
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"Ellie: I just still don't understand why anyone would iron their jeans"
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"David looks really good in this picture. It should be "David looks especially smokin'" You can put a note that I said that too if you would feel weird putting that caption. Actually you could put this whole explanation in, because that's something I would do."
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"Look at that guy in the crazy hat! He must be a Libertarian."
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"David is explaining Libertarian Marco Polo."
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"David: "Milton" ... "Milton"
Mary: WTF is he saying?
Warren: You don't get the libertarian crazy talk? This is all my fault!
David: It's Libertarian marco-polo. When I say "Milton" you're supposed to said "Friedman" Why, why did cruel fate make me the founder of a libertarian message board? I'm spending a Saturday night impatiently explaining Libertarian Marco Polo!"
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"In this picture I just look like I'm subtly checking out Dru."
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"Mary wonders "why exactly is everything warren's fault?""
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"This is very Randian, except I bet Ayn Rand never wore pink lipstick."
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"Stevo wants YOU to answer the final fucking poll."
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"This is a total GQ shot. Rachel & Ellie are disappointed that you can't see DKNY jeans label in the picture."
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"is just a good picture. Everyone looks good! Libertarians: Clearly the Hottest Political Party on the Planet."
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"Everyone just looks really confused in this picture, especially you (that is, me -- jd) & fyodor. What are you all so confused about?"
"I've decided that the confusion is because you guys can't figure out how you got lucky enough to have a bunch of hot libertarian women around. Yeah, that's it. "
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Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Holy god damn Hayek, you are a great photographer, JD. (And excellent captions, Rachel!)
I was wondering, who got a picture of David and Number 6 touching their pipes? (That's not quite as gay as it sounds ... quite.)
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Aw, thanks, Ellie! I tried to get a picture of David and #6 touching pipes, but in my excitement and slightly inebriated state, I neglected to notice that there was a mirror directly behind them. Flash + mirror head-on = nothing good.
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Also: David and Reche Caldwell -- separated at birth?
Anyway, here are my pictures from the weekend:
David's job involves working on maps for phone book delivery. A few weeks ago he did Downer's Grove. Guess it worked!
The sand table in the Pacific Islanders exhibit at the Field Museum. I think AR drew a monster eating a kitten or some similarly horrible thing that I've blocked out.
I tragically did not get a picture of the moray, which led me and Stevo to make the same joke about ten seconds apart.
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
ZOMG! IT'S TINY JESUS!
Whenever I catch so much as a glimpse of pr0n, I suddenly turn into a sex-crazed barbarian, slashing and clawing my way through whatever and whomever until I find something to put my weiner into. -- Taktix
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
dude you have an i heart hank rearden shirt?
man even i think that's cool.
"Yeah, but my character would be all swav and deboner." - Warren
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
I believe I said "I want a man who will build me a railroad." I have standards.
Edit: If dhex thinks it's cool, I've clearly arrived.
Ellie or David has to explain the Warren + crazy hat = Libertarian comment, because I forget the exact context.
i find it hard to predict the future. i am generally fond of drinking and making broad pronouncements about the superstate - dhex
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Hey, wait a minute - I own almost that exact same hat as Warren...what are you trying to say?
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
I remember the context: David, Ellie, Rachel, JD and I were on linguist's street looking for her house. We saw a guy in an Hawaiian shirt and that hat and I said "Hey look at that guy's hat! He could be a libertarian!"
Five minutes later we realized we were talking about Warren.
Someday if Jennifer serves on a jury, I would like to see her rise up in the middle of the trial and yell, "No, you're out of water! And you're out of water! They're out of water! This whole trial is out of water!". - Stevo Darkly-
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
OMG have you never been to an LP convention? Or a Ron Paul rally? It's all about the crazy hats. In fact I knew Barr was going to win the nomination when Wiegel posted the first pics from the LP convention and there was only one hat. For the Gryllicon, I was seriously thinking of showing up at the Hop Haus with a roll of foil
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Also, I should note that I didn't tell JD to post some of these captions. He just took my editorial commentary and posted it.
Obviously, this is Warren's fault AND a conspiracy among men who wear hats.
i find it hard to predict the future. i am generally fond of drinking and making broad pronouncements about the superstate - dhex
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Sorry I haven't been to any of the Gryllicon picture threads. Looks like I missed a great time. Just one question: Where were the Moose, Mr. Steven Crane, highnumber, and the rest of the Chicago Urkobold crew?
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Ohhoho. That's confidential. They went underground. If you really think they're going to give up the location of their secret lair that easily, you're sorely mistaken.
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Hey, you didn't tell me not to post it.
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
While I'm being a pest and asking after pictures -- Rachel, do you have the "den mother" one of me emptying the ashtray?
Which reminds me! As we went into the Field Museum, there was a big staircase you had to walk up to get into the main building; off to the side, there were some restrooms. I asked if anybody had to go before we went in. AR made fun of me, and I explained that I was the Grylliade Den Mother and had to ask. Just then, a woman came past with half a dozen little boys in tow. "Now, does anyone need to use the bathroom before we go?" she asked.
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Found it. I'll post it tomorrow.
While we're asking after pictures I'll remind fyodor & babushka to see if they can locate a picture of Ellie & I.
i find it hard to predict the future. i am generally fond of drinking and making broad pronouncements about the superstate - dhex
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Caption Contest

Mary and I sip mojitos and give tacit approval to the slaughter of endangered species and Christian babies. While David wonders what's keeping the mother ship.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
who is AR in those pictures? And is David Grylliade?
I am very confused.
Proud Cosmotarian
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Shame on you for not recognizing AR. What with him being America's Next Top Metrosexual and all.
Yes, David = Grylliade. Although I personally think he should use the royal Grylliade. So Grylliade would be David, this site, and all the people that comment here, though the latter would properly be known as The Grylliade. Ellie however, keeps insisting on calling him "David".
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
ah, the pressed jeans, the big giveaway, my bad.
Looks like everyone had a good time (and protested Chicago's smoking ban with aplomb)
Proud Cosmotarian
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Oh, and for further clarification, AR is also sometimes referred to as "Dru" because his first name is the same as mine and that would have caused confusion, but his last name begins with "Dru..." hence we sometimes called him "Dru" to keep it all simple and unconfusing. See?
I'm also going to exhibit some mercy and answer this question for real:
I did send an e-mail with the Hop Haus meet-up info and a link to our Gryllicon planning page to everyone in Chicago that I had e-mail addresses for.
We did get to hang out with two Chicagoans, linguist and Pig Mannix, but on Saturday night only.
Viking Moose, to our great dismay, was traveling for work that week and slammed with a ton of stuff he had to do for work all through the weekend, plus he was short on sleep. He could not break away for any daytime activities, and was too wiped out to join us in the evening at linguist's place.
highnumber had some other events to go to (I think he had to attend a Richard Cheese Farewell Tour performance on Saturday night, IIRC) and pbirmingham had family-related obligations and was only available possibly for lunch, but no one was able to be in the right place at the right time to hook up with him, apparently.
I am not sure we had the correct e-mail address for Chicago Tom; I don't think anyone heard back from him.
As for Mr. Steven Crane, I think his situation is that, while he did deeply love us once, and still cares for us, he has met someone new, and has moved on and we just need to accept that. Either that or he was just too busy that particular weekend. Or never got his e-mails.
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
The email I had for Chicago Tom no longer works, which I discovered while it was still being used for his Hit & Run clickable.
Never underestimate the stupidity of intelligent people!!
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Way cool to see y'alls pictures.
I wish I was there. Inshallah next time.
I pictured some of you very different. I still haven't figured out who all is who though, I think going back and forth from the comments and the pics, might answer 90% of it.
I am surprised that the Stunning Linguist smokes.
Society/government is a pantheistic god. It is the emanation of us and the embodiment of us. It is 'us' personified. And like any decent god, it is above the moral rules place on anything mortal (it's stealing if you do it, it's taxation if the god does it)
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
kwais, there are more photos, and probably with more informational captions, here: http://www.grylliade.org/node/2541
Never underestimate the stupidity of intelligent people!!
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Did anyone submit the info & some pics from the meetup to Hit & Run? (Maybe I just missed it?) They've put stuff like that up before. I'll do it if nobody has yet.
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
I thought that a while back everyone had unanimously decided that posting pictures with females in them at Hit and Run was a patently bad idea. Maybe I'm misremembering.
Either way, speaking personally, if I thought that the threat of close up portrait photos was already enough to keep me away from future gatherings, having the gathering photos posted at Hit and Run only reinforces that. Anyway, I'm not in the photos, so post away!
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
I think it would be a great idea. I would have done it myself, but I was afraid of the first rule of Grylliade. Could you even call it Gryllicon? How many at Gryllicon don't comment at H&R anymore? Might any H&R commenters be like "Hey, why wasn't I invited?"
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FWIW I think the pictures with females in them are incredifabtasticulous! They look great, and perhaps best capture the spirit of the occasion. I guess that's the thing, you guys do look really really good. A certain amount of knuckle-dragging, eye-popping, excited grunting is inevitable. I'm told some people don't respond well to that kind of thing.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
if past performance is indicative of future returns it's basically a terrible idea.
"Yeah, but my character would be all swav and deboner." - Warren
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Don't see any need to do so, myself.
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You weren't even there.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
I think it's a terrible idea. I post here to get away from the morons over there, and giving them the photos seems too likely to bring the riffraff from over there, here.
But, since it's David and Ellie's playground, I'd say it's their decision.
I CAUTION YOU / IN DEFEATING ORCS WE MAY FIND THE ONLY VILLAIN LEFT TO FACE IS OUR OWN PREJUDICE--qwantz.com
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That's why he doesn't see the need!
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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Warren,
This is true, but grylliade is somewhat of a gated non-gated community. The gathering really didn't have anything to do with Hit and Run, did it?
Personally my only concern would be that douchenozzles from H&R would start lingering around here.
Unrelated: I miss Kwix and Ginslayer.
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
So?
I took pictures at another Grylliade get-together. I didn't see any reason to send links to those to H&R, either.
EDITED for passive voice.
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Past performance is no guaratee of future returns. Please read your fund prospectus for ....
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
That's all very well, but it doesn't give you any standing to weigh-in on this meet-up. I personally could stand for more people to be thinking "That Warren. He can totally rock the big-flower Hawaiian shirt. It's the hat that makes it you know."
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Just my thoughts.
This place is not exactly a secret from H&R. Anybody interested has already checked them out. If posted at H&R, you can count on numerous rude immature comments.
I like it better when we generate our own rude immature comments.
♫And the man at the back
said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz♫
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
I'm a member of this forum, and I expressed my opinion about doing something. I wasn't aware anyone had said, "People who attended this event ONLY may comment" or "Warren is the Standing Monitor!"; barring my missing some ground rules like that, I think that's all the standing I need.
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yes yes. Freedom of speech. Very good.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
But where was Eric when Warren was at the Chicago Gryllicon in 90 degree weather, handing out pamphlets and collecting petition signatures, hah?
I also agree with J sub D.
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
Oh, sorry, this brings to my mind that I haven't properly reacted to these photos.
WOOHOOO! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!!!!*
* Directed at Warren.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
Re: My photos from Gryllicon, with captions by Rachel
I would just like to thank you all for making my pictures so popular my ISP is charging me a data transfer fee because of all the downloads. You all owe me $7.32. (Collectively, not individually. (This should not be taken to imply that I endorse theories of collectivism.)) And for some BIZARRE REASON I CAN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND, the pictures I titled "Libertarian Women Are Smoking" were especially popular.