Rush to play on Colbert tonight

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news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080715/ap_en_mu/tv_colbert_rush

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Neil Peart needs to do the drum solo of life.

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This is like two colliding continents of awesome. I hope it upthrusts a mighty Himalayan range of fun.

(Why don't we see plate tectonic metaphors more often?)

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Stevo Darkly wrote:
Why don't we see plate tectonic metaphors more often?

I'm afraid that's my fault.

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Warren wrote:
Stevo Darkly wrote:
Why don't we see plate tectonic metaphors more often?

I'm afraid that's my fault.

That was really good.

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OH! Fault.

Took me a moment.

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Stevo Darkly wrote:
OH! Fault.

Took me a moment.

That's because you're slipping.

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Into the future?

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You guys quake me up.

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My momma always told me to stay away from plate tectonics. Because she says that subduction can lead to orogeny, and you know how God feels about that.

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orogenyous zones?

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With steamy fumeroles caused by the heat deep down.

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You people have odd ways of getting your rocks off.

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D.A. Ridgely wrote:
You people have odd ways of getting your rocks off.

You just have to be part of the right strata.

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Now you're making me all sedimental.

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What are you doing to my precious thread!!? Polluting it with these puns! It's disgraceful. I feel like it's being taken for granite.

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Jesus Schist, you people are weird.

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Now now, children, play gneiss.

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You igneous ingrates. Your sedimentary sentiments, are but pebbles to my mountain of metamorphic metaphor.

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smacky wrote:

What are you doing to my precious thread!!? Polluting it with these puns! It's disgraceful. I feel like it's being taken for granite.

We're just talking about rock music. The hard stuff.

Although I guess Rush has been around long enough to be considered clastic rock now.

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Stevo Darkly wrote:
smacky wrote:

What are you doing to my precious thread!!? Polluting it with these puns! It's disgraceful. I feel like it's being taken for granite.

We're just talking about rock music. The hard stuff.

Although I guess Rush has been around long enough to be considered clastic rock now.

I can dig it.

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I think the punsters are getting a little boulder.

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Last night's ep is up online now:

http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/index.jhtml

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Episode of what?

OH! Right!

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Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to post on-topic. Not paying attention to what I'm posting today because I'm all sleep deprived from kitten attacks. I should probably take a nappe.

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The thread topic does seem to have drifted.

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Stevo Darkly's picture

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A thread like this is just what it takes to magma day.

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smacky's picture

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At this point, I think we might want to consider stopping this nonsense. Ore we could go on.

Ok, I'll stop now. I pumice.

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Yeah. This is not good. Not good atoll.

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Stevo Darkly's picture

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I think we should keep going. To marl is another day.

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What a bunch of moraines!

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I lava this.

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If you guys keep it up I'll have to take you to quartz for pun abuse.

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Randolph Carter wrote:
If you guys keep it up I'll have to take you to quartz for pun abuse.

Go ahead. Mica my day.

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