I Gladly Dragged My Balls 400 Miles Just To Participate In GRYLLICON - Now with pictures

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What did you take away from Gryllicon?

Me:
1) The smartest, most enjoyable, bestest ever conversation, spewed forth from all attendees.

2) When the pictures get posted, none of the women are allowed to complain about how they look, because ALL of them are absolutely smoking hot beautiful.

3) Oh yesh, I haz teh mad brewing skilz

4) This was all my fault... right?

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It was such a pleasure meeting all of you! Thanks for coming out to our little town and hanging with us!
Glad everyone got home safe & stuff. Back to real life now, I guess. :-)

Cheers,
L

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Warren wrote:
I Gladly Dragged My Balls 400 Miles Just To Participate In GRYLLICON

There are much more comfortable ways to travel.

For once, it is not your fault.

Kudos to Stevo, who seemed to take much of the lead on it.

Wish I coulda been there.

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Sounds like a good time.

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Warren wrote:

2) When the pictures get posted, none of the women are allowed to complain about how they look, because ALL of them are absolutely smoking hot beautiful.

I handed off my camera when we were doing group photos and looking through them I have to say that in all the female group photos there is a hell of a lot of cleavage. I don't think we can post 90% of the photos from the party on Saturday night without cleavage.

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Rachel wrote:
Warren wrote:

2) When the pictures get posted, none of the women are allowed to complain about how they look, because ALL of them are absolutely smoking hot beautiful.

I handed off my camera when we were doing group photos and looking through them I have to say that in all the female group photos there is a hell of a lot of cleavage. I don't think we can post 90% of the photos from the party on Saturday night without cleavage.


Cleavage is good.

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It was a great weekend, and I have to concur with everything Warren said. Also, if there is some sort of stereotype that libertarian women are anything but very good looking, the gathering proved that wrong.

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Sorry I missed it. Would have been great to get together with all of you.

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#6
Hey, it was great talking to you. Please don't leave Missouri, as that will cut in half the state population of non-hicks outside the greater St. Louis area.

I don't think female libertarians are stereotyped as not good looking so much as not existing. As far as I'm concerned this weekend laid that one to waste too. Now if only we weren't all so pasty.

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For some reason, based on the title I'm compelled to say:

I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT!

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Warren-No plans to leave the state anytime soon. I'll extend the same invitation to you as I did to Stevo: come by some time, and I'll feed you great barbecue and show you KC. (This goes for any Grylliader who finds his or herself nearby). If need be, I have an extra bedroom, although you'll probably have to share the bed with some cats.

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Taktix® wrote:
For some reason, based on the title I'm compelled to say:

I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT!

Awesome that someone else remembers MTV's The State (now that's one State I don't mind, hyuck hyuck!) Too bad MTV is being a ho and not letting all seasons of The State to come out on DVD. It makes me die a little more inside that a great show like that is still being strangled by MTV.

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The State was great.

I've posted this before, but:

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I will just chime in with my agreement that yes, everyone was witty and debonair and good-looking, and I had a really good time. In case anyone had any doubts, libertarians are contrarian: nearly half the group smoked (even I had a cigarette, and I almost never smoke), and we had two pipe and one (two?) cigar smokers in the bunch. Sadly, none of the ladies were smoking pipes or cigars, but you can't have everything. There are also some really good pictures of David and Ellie marvelling at the wonder of nature that is the dinosaur.

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JD wrote:
Sadly, none of the ladies were smoking pipes or cigars, but you can't have everything.

Yeah, my pipe got lost during the move to the new apartment. *sniffle* I'm getting antsy to find it, too; the local tobacco shop has some mango tobacco I'm dying to try.

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Ellie wrote:
Yeah, my pipe got lost during the move to the new apartment. *sniffle*

You know, I was really trying not to make any Tennessee jokes... Actually, I can't, though: my own mom was born in Kentucky, and she used to smoke a pipe before I was born.

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JD wrote:
I There are also some really good pictures of David and Ellie marvelling at the wonder of nature that is the dinosaur.

These are the pics I need so I can caption.

Also, sorry everyone, I have decent Grylliade pics, but my camera refuses to cooperate with the computer, so I don't have them in posting form.

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The plethora of tobacco abuse (haha) made me wonder if "Republicans who smoke pot" should really be "liberals who smoke tobacco"!!

Can't remember the last time I was in a cigar shop before following Ayn Randian into one on Friday!

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Rachel wrote:
JD wrote:
I There are also some really good pictures of David and Ellie marvelling at the wonder of nature that is the dinosaur.

These are the pics I need so I can caption.

Also, sorry everyone, I have decent Grylliade pics, but my camera refuses to cooperate with the computer, so I don't have them in posting form.

If there are no pics, much wailing and rending of clothes will certainly ensue.

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There are pictures. I was going to submit them for captioning tonight. Fear not, you'll see them. (Except maybe the shocking and horrifying ones about which everyone present swore a blood oath never to speak. But you didn't hear about that here.)

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JD wrote:
(Except maybe the shocking and horrifying ones about which everyone present swore a blood oath never to speak. But you didn't hear about that here.)

Dang :(
Those are some of the best ones.

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Back Row:Pig Mannix, Stevo Darkly, Ayn Randian, linguist, Grylliade, Warren, Number 6

Middle Row: JD, Babushka, Fyodor

Front Row: Rachel, Ellie

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Now with pictures, eh? WHERE ARE THE PICTURES?

EDIT: Photo posted between "Preview" and "Post." This is all your fault, Warren!

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You can tell we are superior to you by our facial hair

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All the women are broken glass worthy
Ellie is REALLY proud of her cleavage, and rightly so.

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GRYLLICON - Now with pictures

Most attendees look exactly like I didn't envision them.

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We were discussing who looked or didn't look like you expected them to. Most people didn't surprise me too much, except that
-I didn't expect #6 to have an accent (of course, he probably thinks I have an accent)
-Ellie is much more chirpy and feminine than I'd expected
-Mr. Grylliade himself is more outgoing and goofy than I thought from his infrequent postings here.

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JD wrote:
-Ellie is much more chirpy and feminine than I'd expected

I think "chirpy and feminine" is meant to be interpreted as "gets scared of stupid shit and talks about kittens all the damn time." Which, truth!

Good pictures, Warren (and Mary)! Look at all of us being so hot in one place.

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Ellie wrote:
JD wrote:
-Ellie is much more chirpy and feminine than I'd expected

I think "chirpy and feminine" is meant to be interpreted as "gets scared of stupid shit and talks about kittens all the damn time." Which, truth!

No, no...it's just that your online persona seems much more angry and forceful. The kittens are a constant, though.

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JD wrote:
-Ellie is much more chirpy and feminine than I'd expected

And young, and hot, and flirty, and not creeped out by drooling middle-aged men who talk to her chest.
Quite unlike all the other cat ladies I've known.
My deepest regret of the whole weekend, was when Ellie missed her trivia question, the answer to which was: Chase and Sanborn , I didn't insist on additional penalties beyond the customary loosing of turn.

EDIT: Dig me rockin the Big Flowers Hawaiian shirt.

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Especially after you plied me with that amazing pumpkin ale! You missed quite an opportunity, sir.

By the way, the "getting scared at stupid shit" is a reference to the story that David could not stop telling all weekend, how when we were driving toward downtown he pointed out a cloud in front of the Sears Tower and I shrieked.

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I have an accent? Jus' caws ya'll tawk funny up dere....

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The mental picture I had of many of you guys is very different from reality with the exception of fyodor and Rachel.

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Ellie wrote:
we were driving toward downtown he pointed out a cloud in front of the Sears Tower and I shrieked.

LOL I forgot about that. Too funny :D

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Ali wrote:
The mental picture I had of many of you guys is very different from reality with the exception of fyodor and Rachel.

fyodor!? You imagined someone looking like fyodor before you saw him? Were you traumatized by a clown as a little boy?

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J sub D wrote:
Most attendees look exactly like I didn't envision them.

I'm actually a lot thinner.

Also, Ellie did seem ... I dunno, younger and girlier than I expected. Not that she exactly appears otherwise online ... I guess I was overly influenced by her mentions of lifting weights.

EDIT: Also, David/Grylliade is much taller than his avatar.

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Warren wrote:

Back Row:Pig Mannix, Stevo Darkly, Ayn Randian, linguist, Grylliade, Warren, Number 6

Middle Row: JD, Babushka, Fyodor

Front Row: Rachele, Ellie

Why are most people looking to the left if the camera is in the front?

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Warren wrote:
Ali wrote:
The mental picture I had of many of you guys is very different from reality with the exception of fyodor and Rachel.

fyodor!? You imagined someone looking like fyodor before you saw him? Were you traumatized by a clown as a little boy?

I think his avatar strongly influenced the mental picture I had of him and his avatar resembles him in reality. I guess.

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And, am I like the youngest person on here or what? Anyone here < 30?

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Ali wrote:
Why are most people looking to the left if the camera is in the front?

We are all rugged individualists who refuse to take direction from any authority, even a photographer.

(There were several people taking pictures.)

Ali wrote:
And, am I like the youngest person on here or what? Anyone here < 30?

I'm 24, I think Rachel is 24 or 25. David acts like he's 12.

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Ellie wrote:
Ali wrote:
And, am I like the youngest person on here or what? Anyone here < 30?

I'm 24, I think Rachel is 24 or 25. David acts like he's 12.

I could tell that the ladies were younger, when I asked the question I think I was still shocked and awed by the seemingly older ages of the gentlemen.

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BTW, Ellie, Rachel, linguist:

*wolf whistles*

(in response to an earlier gesture by Ellie :-) )

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Ayn_Randian and Warren win the "least like I imagined" award.

I don't know exactly how I thought AR would look. I always had a pretty strong impression, though, that Warren would look something like this:

Go figure. :)

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Ali,

Ayn Randian, Randolph Carter, Shem, Timothy, and Jadagul are all under 30...I think they might even all be under 25.

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And, also, before this thread, for some reason I thought linguist was a dude :-)

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Hee! Ali, you and I will have to get together and ... y'know. Collaborate. On a paper.

On the age thing, AR is 24, I believe. But yeah, it's an older crowd. All full of wisdom and life experience. *snerk*

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smacky wrote:

Ali,

Ayn Randian, Randolph Carter, Shem, Timothy, and Jadagul are all under 30...I think they might even all be under 25.

Now I no longer feel as young. Randian, you're younger than 30?

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Ellie wrote:
Hee! Ali, you and I will have to get together and ... y'know. Collaborate. On a paper.

Whatever it is you have in mind, as long as it is "on a paper", yes, I am game :-)

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You are all puppies! Puppies I say! Except Number 6, he's harsh.

Jake,
Give me another fifteen years.

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Ali,

Oops...I forgot Frank_A. He's under 30, too.

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smacky wrote:

Ali,

Oops...I forgot Frank_A. He's under 30, too.

OK, OK, I get the point. I am not as young as I thought I am. *wipes tears*

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Number 6 wrote:
I have an accent? Jus' caws ya'll tawk funny up dere....

You have an accent? I detected no accent.

I do think your voice sounds a little like that of comedian Rich Hall, though.

And Ayn Randian's voice reminds me a bit of Greg Proops from Whose Line Is It Anyway? But without Proop's manner and mannerisms and hyperness.

Actually, I couldn't detect an accent among anyone. I may be relatively accent-deaf, though -- at least among other Americans.

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JD wrote:
-Mr. Grylliade himself is more outgoing and goofy than I thought from his infrequent postings here.

Good Lord, do I come across as that much of an alpha geek? Linguist said the same thing, or roughly — that I was much more personable and socially aware than she imagined I'd be. Not that I'd be offended if I did; more surprised and amused than anything.

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Stevo Darkly wrote:
Number 6 wrote:
I have an accent? Jus' caws ya'll tawk funny up dere....

You have an accent? I detected no accent.

Yes, but consider where you're from versus where I'm from.

Also, everyone should ask Rachel to say "coffee" and "water" when they meet her.

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JD wrote:
Stevo Darkly wrote:
Number 6 wrote:
I have an accent? Jus' caws ya'll tawk funny up dere....

You have an accent? I detected no accent.

Yes, but consider where you're from versus where I'm from.

Also, everyone should ask Rachel to say "coffee" and "water" when they meet her.


“Hey man. What you’re about to do … that’s really, really Not Okay.”

Oh wait, you said "water" not "ice", I guess we can let that slide.

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Man...an accent, old, and now I'm harsh? Good thing my work allows the consumption of beer.

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Ali,

Oops...I forgot mediageek, too. I'm pretty sure mediageek's under 30.

Sorry...not trying to rub it in or anything.

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I'm 29. I turn 30 in December. Though I have two kids so maybe that makes me "old", I don't know. :)

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Stevo-I do have a bit of an accent, but it's muddled as hell. Over the years, I've picked up a bit of Southern (in the military, North Carolina, and podunk, MO.) a bit of Chicago, and god knows what else. Rich Hall...I can see that.

Linguist is very definitely not a dude. She's the antithesis of dude. I must admit that when Linguist opened the door to her house, my first thought was, 'Damn, she's even more attractive than in her pictures.

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Number 6 wrote:
Man...an accent, old, and now I'm harsh? Good thing my work allows the consumption of beer.

I meant 'harsh' in a good way, like Judd Nelson. No wait, maybe not. What I'm saying, is that two seconds after I met you, I knew you were a jarhead.

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Quote:
Linguist is very definitely not a dude. She's the antithesis of dude. I must admit that when Linguist opened the door to her house, my first thought was, 'Damn, she's even more attractive than in her pictures.

Not only that. But she has impeccable taste. Her house was the awesome. BIG BIG thank yous for opening it up to us, pouring fine booze down our gullets and stuffing our faces with hot-off-the-grill eats. Not to mention the hundred other ways she was a gracious and generous hostess. And as far as I know none of wound up trussed up in the basement...

BTW has anybody heard from fyodor since the party?

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Hey, I'm 26, so yeah, under 30.

And a lot of you guys also look different than I imagined. JD looks more...denimy than I'd have suspected. Ladies - I envy your beauty. Gents - I envy your sweet Facial Hair of Freedom.

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Ali wrote:
And, also, before this thread, for some reason I thought linguist was a dude :-)

Believe it or not, I take that as a compliment. I tend to have a more "masculine" writing style unless I consciously make myself girly.

EDIT: And thanks, No. 6 and Warren for the compliments! It was really a pleasure meeting you guys (and everyone else). I was happy to invite you into my home. :-)*

*Yes, that is an example of me consciously sounding girly.

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There's no such thing as a "masculine" writing style.

Hate to pick nits, but...

Also, nice photos, everyone.

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smacky wrote:

There's no such thing as a "masculine" writing style.

Not according to Gender Genie!

Warren wrote:
BTW has anybody heard from fyodor since the party?

Ellie, David/Grylliade and I sorta met fyodor and Babushka on Sunday night for dinner at a storefront Pakistani restaurant. (I say "sorta" because our times spent in the restaurant overlapped but were not precisely congruent.)

(EDITED so as not to imply that Gender Genie was critical of our photos.)

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Stevo Darkly wrote:
smacky wrote:

There's no such thing as a "masculine" writing style.

Not according to Gender Genie!

Yeah, Gender Genie is full of shit.

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Linguist is very definitely not a dude. She's the antithesis of dude. I must admit that when Linguist opened the door to her house, my first thought was, 'Damn, she's even more attractive than in her pictures.

Not only that. But she has impeccable taste. Her house was the awesome. BIG BIG thank yous for opening it up to us, pouring fine booze down our gullets and stuffing our faces with hot-off-the-grill eats. Not to mention the hundred other ways she was a gracious and generous hostess. And as far as I know none of wound up trussed up in the basement...

BTW has anybody heard from fyodor since the party?

Hi, Warren. Fortunately, she lets me surf the net with my nose between whippings.

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Hi fyodor. We never got to see the basement. I'm thinking lots of oiled hardwood, antique metalwork, and leather.

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glad you guys all had a good olde tyme.

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There's no such thing as a "masculine" writing style.

PENIS PENIS SMASH SMASH PENIS PENIS SMASH SMASH

ha ha

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linguist wrote:
Ali wrote:
And, also, before this thread, for some reason I thought linguist was a dude :-)

Believe it or not, I take that as a compliment.

I had not intended it otherwise either :-)

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Stevo Darkly wrote:
Ellie, David/Grylliade and I sorta met fyodor and Babushka on Sunday night for dinner at a storefront Pakistani restaurant.

Can we all agree to never talk about that restaurant again? Every time I recall that chili chicken thing I ate, I get the worst cravings to have it again. Then I remember I can't, and I cry and cry.

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dhex wrote:

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There's no such thing as a "masculine" writing style.

PENIS PENIS SMASH SMASH PENIS PENIS SMASH SMASH

ha ha

You jest, but if you came from a background in classics, you might understand where I'm coming from. I unfortunately don't have time to get into it right now. I'll only say that it's pretty absurd -- silly pseudo-scientific writing sample surveys aside -- to attribute stronger writing to one gender, and weaker composition to the other. Either you're a good writer or you're not. Nobody wants to read about anyone's feelings all the fucking time. This goes for emo boys as well as typical "girly girls" who dot all their i's with hearts. I'm not even scratching at the surface of the whole grooming aspect of gender identity here. I just don't have time today.

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Yeah, I didn't expect JD to have the whole My Name Is Earl thing going on. I expected something on the Julian Sanchez / Dave Weigel continuum.

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smacky wrote:

You jest, but if you came from a background in classics, you might understand where I'm coming from. I unfortunately don't have time to get into it right now. I'll only say that it's pretty absurd -- silly pseudo-scientific writing sample surveys aside -- to attribute stronger writing to one gender, and weaker composition to the other. Either you're a good writer or you're not. Nobody wants to read about anyone's feelings all the fucking time. This goes for emo boys as well as typical "girly girls" who dot all their i's with hearts. I'm not even scratching at the surface of the whole grooming aspect of gender identity here. I just don't have time today.

Smacky, I think you're making some assumptions about what is meant by masculine and feminine here. There are quantifiable differences in style between men and women (on a large-scale basis, of course). This tends to disappear as education increases, but that is mostly because formal eduction makes BOTH genders conform to an accepted style. There is no "bad, better, best" judgment on gender styles from a linguistic standpoint.

ADDENDUM: Also, you were much missed at gryllicon! :-)

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linguist wrote:

Smacky, I think you're making some assumptions about what is meant by masculine and feminine here. There are quantifiable differences in style between men and women (on a large-scale basis, of course). This tends to disappear as education increases, but that is mostly because formal eduction makes BOTH genders conform to an accepted style. There is no "bad, better, best" judgment on gender styles from a linguistic standpoint.

Ok, good points. But riddle me this then: Why did you take being told that you have a masculine writing style as a compliment? Just curious.

linguist wrote:
ADDENDUM: Also, you were much missed at gryllicon! :-)

Alas, and it would have been nice to see you again, too.

I was supposed to head to Chicago tonight, actually, but due to the fact that one of my friends had a change of heart about driving at night, we're leaving tomorrow morning instead, I guess.

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smacky wrote:
dhex wrote:

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There's no such thing as a "masculine" writing style.

PENIS PENIS SMASH SMASH PENIS PENIS SMASH SMASH

ha ha

I'm not even scratching at the surface of the whole grooming aspect of gender identity here. I just don't have time today.

Damn! Will you have any time this weekend?

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I do think it's plausible, and often convincing, that there are general behaviors, affinities, tendencies and traits that tend to be associated more often with males vs. females, which can be reflected in all kinds of things, including writing style.

Most species of apes are sexually dimorphic to a greater or lesser degree. (Gorillas and orangutans, a lot. Gibbons, not so much. We chimpanzees, probably somewhere in the middle.) In the wild, the different sexes have different roles and behaviors. They've evolved that way.

There are always individual exceptions to the general tendencies, of course.

And FWIW, so far Gender Genie is convinced that I mostly write like a girl.

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Ken Shultz wrote:
smacky wrote:
dhex wrote:

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There's no such thing as a "masculine" writing style.

PENIS PENIS SMASH SMASH PENIS PENIS SMASH SMASH

ha ha

I'm not even scratching at the surface of the whole grooming aspect of gender identity here. I just don't have time today.

Damn! Will you have any time this weekend?

I'll have plenty of free time this weekend, but I'll be confined to a public park with no re-entry and no access to the internet. So if you can find tickets to the almost sold-out festival and hitch a ride to Chicago, I can lecture you about learned gender differences there. If you'd like.

Otherwise it will have to wait. Then again, I do have some free time tonight, apparently since the trip's been postponed.

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I'm all ears.

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FWIW, the night prior to these photos being taken, I was wearing all black, so I looked much more New York.

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Just as a point of information, I was apparently "Metro McCosmotarian" that weekend and Warren shat all over my "good ol' boy" cred when I told him I was drinking Cabernet Sauvignon. This was a conversation between Ellie and me on the way to linguists:

ELLIE: It's funny when Jadagul says that he doesn't think that jeans are fit for public wear.
ME: Well, in all fairness, I just came to feel that way a few years ago. But see!, I'm a regular guy! I'm wearing jeans!
ELLIE: Are they ironed?
ME: (like a scolded five year old) Yes.
ELLIE: Are they expensive?
RACHEL: Yes
ME: Hey! I like the way I dress.
ELLIE: It's ok, me too! I think gay boys are cute.

EDITED for proper Cosmotarian grammar.

Oh, yes, and to answer Ali's question upthread, I am 24. But I've been 50 inside since I was like, 12.

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Curse you and your metrotarian style AR. If it wasn't for you and your pressed jeans, I'd have been the suave one!
*shakes fist

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Man, do I wish I could've been there :(

But now that I'm in the UAB system, I can allot my vacation time accordingly, and I know for sure I can schedule some time to see y'all, so whoever plans this for next year, please put a big, bold bulletin for me to see so I can schedule ahead...please :)

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I will submit the rest of these for editing and captioning, but I had to post these two, because, as you see, libertarian women are smokin'.

Ellie:

and Linguist:

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smacky wrote:
I can lecture you about learned gender differences there. If you'd like.

Just to play Red Team here, doesn't acknowledging that there are learned gender differences in writing invalidate your point that software that can't be trained to discern between male and female writing styles? It lessens the degree of accuracy available, certainly, but it would still be possible.

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Shem wrote:
smacky wrote:
I can lecture you about learned gender differences there. If you'd like.

Just to play Red Team here, doesn't acknowledging that there are learned gender differences in writing invalidate your point that software that can't be trained to discern between male and female writing styles? It lessens the degree of accuracy available, certainly, but it would still be possible.


I never claimed that the software can't be trained to discern between so-called "male" and "female" writing styles. The point is, if there were inherently male writing styles, women would rarely get "male" results, and that isn't the case. It's pretty easy to trip up that software. Even then, the software still doesn't say anything about why men write one way and women write a different way, which is what I was trying to explain when I brought up learned gender differences.

Ken,

I'd gladly give you a lengthy seminar on this subject, but it's just too damn hot right now.

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That shot of Linguist looks like an advertisement! She is so pretty.

You're a great photographer, JD. I can't wait to see the rest!

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smacky wrote:
I'd gladly give you a lengthy seminar on this subject, but it's just too damn hot right now.

Damn!

Well, it'll give me something to look forward to.

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JD wrote:
I will submit the rest of these for editing and captioning, but I had to post these two, because, as you see, libertarian women are smokin'.

Ellie:

and Linguist:

(sigh)
2 more reasons why I really, really, really wish I was there :(

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Frank_A wrote:
2 more reasons why I really, really, really wish I was there :(

Wouldn't that be 4 reasons?

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Warren, you're so evil. I really have to meet you sometime.

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From the crowd, it looks like I'm going to have to found an Old Fart Front Association of Libertarians.

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Warren, you're so evil. I really have to meet you sometime.

Evil? What? No. I don't want to be evil. I want to spread love to everyone. I just want to spread it a little thicker on some, that's all.

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Aresen, I hadn't realized until one of your posts the other day, that you are in the same age bracket as DAR and me.

I think JsudD and fyodor are close in the aged pack, but I'm not quite sure.

But, like fine wine, I like to think we are getting better.

And, goddammit, those kids had better get off of my lawn!!!

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Aresen is an old man, which is why he's so often jealous of me.

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Shem wrote:
Aresen is an old man, which is why he's so often jealous of me.

Just because I was born before you, doesn't mean I'm gonna die before you.

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