Welcome to the strange, savage world of grylliade, a troll-free environment where you can post your libertarian thoughts without being flamed more than 150 times. [In any one thread.]
One minor warning: Don't put your hand in Shem's cage.
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And I'm finally off the nOOb list. (It's only taken you, three ghosts and a ringer.)
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If you weren't doing anything wrong, then you have no reason to be afraid while they kick the crap out of you. - D.A. Ridgely
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Don't listen to him. Aresen is just pissed off I made chicken fingers out of his left hand. What a drama queen.
I CAUTION YOU / IN DEFEATING ORCS WE MAY FIND THE ONLY VILLAIN LEFT TO FACE IS OUR OWN PREJUDICE--qwantz.com
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
so who *is* gillopez? Is this going to be anything like TheDumbFish, who showed up to post one comment arguing with smacky? (worthy endeavor though that is)
Someday if Jennifer serves on a jury, I would like to see her rise up in the middle of the trial and yell, "No, you're out of water! And you're out of water! They're out of water! This whole trial is out of water!". - Stevo Darkly-
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Is gillopez any relation to Gillespie?
You know, Reason has gone downhill ever since Gillespie left.
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Hey, like I already said, at least I draw hecklers. How many people have you gotten to register at grylliade just to mock you? Eh? Yeah, that's what I thought!
That's the beauty of anonymous handles. We may never know, and he/she doesn't have to tell us.
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Also, welcome, gillopez. This thread will tell you everything you need to know.
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Welcome.
"ps not an lp member so stop beating that drum. the drum is tired and wants to go home now, to the family that loves it. i haven’t even mentioned PRECIOUS PRECIOUS GOLD or ferrets or anything." - dhex
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
We are sorry, Aresen, but you are still on the n00b list. Citizen grylliade apparently neglected his duties when last he updated the software, and allowed the user registration page to be without a CAPTCHA. We had to personally delete more than ten users who never posted, and were transparent spam accounts. Our inbox has been filled with reports of bounced e-mails to these faux users. We are most displeased with Citizen grylliade, and if he allows this to happen again he will have to report for termination.
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Ooh, Citizen Grylliade. Can I be "Anticitizen One?"
I CAUTION YOU / IN DEFEATING ORCS WE MAY FIND THE ONLY VILLAIN LEFT TO FACE IS OUR OWN PREJUDICE--qwantz.com
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Aresen's a noooob nyah-nyah nyah-nyah nyah nyah :P~~~
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
So, if I understand correctly, you're saying that gillopez is a spammer who got booted out.
You know, this whole place has gone downhill since gillopez left.
Drink!
"the only thing worse than a freeper is a blue state freeper that doesn't realize they're a freeper." -dhex
hoisted by their own waterboard!
-dhex
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Aresen, you'll always be a n00b to me. Everyone who joined after the transition to the new site is a n00b.
*waves cane in air*
Get off my lawn!
If you don't want to be arrested by the Park Police, don't go to the Jefferson Memorial.
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
*sigh* So I'm back on the nOOb list.
Are you sure that nOObs have to wear flippers, a codpiece, a hat with bells on it and a brassiere while posting here?
If you weren't doing anything wrong, then you have no reason to be afraid while they kick the crap out of you. - D.A. Ridgely
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Darn you, thoreau, I so wanted to say that first!
(I never even got to see the gillopez post.)
I am so mad now that I am cancelling all my prescriptions.
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Yes. Now grab that paddle and that gravity bong. And don't worry, I am sure we'll all learn a valuable life lesson before this over.
Someday if Jennifer serves on a jury, I would like to see her rise up in the middle of the trial and yell, "No, you're out of water! And you're out of water! They're out of water! This whole trial is out of water!". - Stevo Darkly-
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
So is there a way that Grylliade can manually alter Aresen's join date, to ensure he stays on the n00b list in perpetuity?
Just out of curiosity. (Muahahahaha.)
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Are custom titles unlockable? We could petition the Mod Squad to give him the rank of "Permanent NOOb"
I CAUTION YOU / IN DEFEATING ORCS WE MAY FIND THE ONLY VILLAIN LEFT TO FACE IS OUR OWN PREJUDICE--qwantz.com
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Oooh! Put a trigger in the database to perform this "update."
"Many people are unaware the term "collateral damage" was adopted by the military because the previous euphemism, oopsies, didn't sound professional enough." -- J sub D
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
Aww, I remember when I was ecstatic about getting off the n00b list.
Memories!
See, if only we could drill in ANWR, we'd have enough energy for faster-than-light travel. - mediageek
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
This is why having open source databases without triggers makes you think efficiently. Just make his created date '9999-12-31 11:59:59' and be done with it.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
Re: Welcome, gillopez! [I finally got off the nOOb list.]
But it wouldn't be nice to make him the newest of the n00bs all the time! Aresen is the oldest of the n00bs, and should retain that honor for all time. So a trigger is appropriate. Every time a new person is added, the system looks up the join date of the fifth-most-recent join, adds one second, and assigns the new timestamp to Aresen.
Plus, then you don't just have Aresen biding his time until New Year's Day, 10,000 AD and dropping off the n00b list. He's canny like that. ;)
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky