Serotonin's Tricky but Melatonin Rocks!

Ken Shultz's picture

Seriously, anybody out there with sleep opportunities (AKA problems), kick Lunesta t' the curb. K Master Shultz is givin' Melatonin mad props, straight up.

I don't care what they say. Melatonin rocks the sleepy bye bye house!

P.S. Never take a sleep aid and a diuretic at the same time. Just trust me.

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Ken Shultz wrote:
Seriously, anybody out there with sleep opportunities (AKA problems), kick Lunesta t' the curb. K Master Shultz is givin' Melatonin mad props, straight up.

I don't care what they say. Melatonin rocks the sleepy bye bye house!

P.S. Never take a sleep aid and a diuretic at the same time. Just trust me.

Mrs. Lunchstealer has had similar issues. Both Lunestra and some one of the other sleep aids both were teh suck, but melatonin (along with some other stuff, possibly including some one of the sleep aids) did the trick, mostly. And a CPAP.

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CPAP FTW. I use one now, and it makes an amazing difference in my quality of life.

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And melatonin darkens your skin to protect it from the sun's deadly rays!

No wait, that's the other thing.

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Nothing beats good ol' booze.

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Yeah, booze works sometimes, but there are side effects.

K Diddley's still on the melatonin tip, at least over booze and this guy:

Fast forward to 2:05 for the prescription for insomnia.

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melatonin is interesting, and it does work, but i found the side effects - namely ridiculous hangover-like states if i was awakened too early and the intense lucid dreams to be a bit too much. i mostly sleep now, most of the time. mostly.

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The hangover effect, for me anyway, was worst the first night and subsided after that.

The lucid dreams...that's a bonus!

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I prefer to cut to the chase. When I need to get to sleep, I sleep with Prince Valium.

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I suppose I'd worry about getting hooked on Valium, and then I couldn't sleep. But I think I'd rather be hooked on Valium than tapping.

I hope they don't claim it cures OCD. ...'cause it looks like OCD. Like OCD is the cure for something else? That's like homeopathy, right?

Tappa, tappa, tappa.

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The lucid dreams...that's a bonus!

i prefer my frightening delusions to occur only when i'm awake, thank you very much.

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Wait, tappas cures insomnia? Does it have to be genuine Spanish recipes, or does some of that new fusion-cuisine count?

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I've been using melatonin now, based on the above advice, and it is pretty darn good, I must say.

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Glad to hear it, Sandy.

I did it for a few months with no bad effects other than those stated... Groggy the first few days and lucid dreams.

I stopped taking it a few weeks ago, and I'm sleeping better now. ...but it's nice to know it's there.