I've been feelin' kinda blue recently 'cause I've been wonderin' if I'll ever again find somebody to save me.
Well time never healed a god damn thing but YouTube, once again, seems to have restored my faith! ...for the moment anyway. Behold its power.
I bet she made that beer taste better too. Oh, if only I could find a girl like that--then I'd finally be happy.
All I can do is slide my scalp back and forth on my head--no hands. It's like I'm wearin' a toup. ...except I'm not. My scalp's just loose.
Maybe she's lookin for a nice guy with a loose scalp? See what I mean? ...restored my faith.
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Yeah but she laughs like Jabba the Hutt.
Do you think she has nipple rings?
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
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I didn't think of nipple rings but maybe she does have one. Wouldn't that have shown through, though? I don't see anything to suggest...
I was wondering if maybe she had an implant. Might that not be an advantage? ...but then again, maybe she's just talented.
I only get access to 'em myself every so often, so I don't know exactly what I'm talking about. Maybe all women can do that. I don't know.
It's not like when I finally get access I use the opportunity to try to open a beer. If you want access to 'em again, and I do... I just think most women would probably frown on that.
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Ouch ouch ouch it hurts just to look at it.
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Breasts tough enough to pop a bottle-cap with are a good thing?
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If she can uncork a bottle of wine, then I'll be impressed.
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having. - V
UNDERPANTS HAWK
DOES NOT DESIRE YOUR TOUCH
I long for the day that a chimp will ghost-ride someone's boomcar into a lake. - tymac
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If it wasn't a twist-off cap, then I'm really impressed!
"love is like porn, you know" -- Ali
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Heh - that was my thought, too. The first time I watched it, I didn't quite catch it, and I thought, whoa, wait a minute...I wasn't thinking "twist-off" because I almost never buy anything with a twist-off cap. I wonder how hard it really is to do? Maybe it's one of those things that looks really difficult but isn't once you try, or something. (A "Columbus' Egg"! I just learned that term the other day.) Maybe I'll buy a bottle and try it, although I suppose having boobs helps.
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I'm not going to watch the video because I'm too afraid.
But if she could suck the cork out of a bottle of wine, I'd watch that. (Not sure if that's what smacky was meaning or not.)
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
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Hardly anything worth drinking comes in a twist off. I even daresay that Full Sail's brew quality has gone to shit since they started using a twist off.
Whenever I catch so much as a glimpse of pr0n, I suddenly turn into a sex-crazed barbarian, slashing and clawing my way through whatever and whomever until I find something to put my weiner into. -- Taktix
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And Sierra Nevada, previously the exception that proved the rule, has dropped the twist-top.
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers."
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Yes, I only recently got around to trying their pale ale and I must say that it is delicious! Although I find the warning to "use a bottle opener" on the cap a little irritating.
Whenever I catch so much as a glimpse of pr0n, I suddenly turn into a sex-crazed barbarian, slashing and clawing my way through whatever and whomever until I find something to put my weiner into. -- Taktix
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That's because it was twist-off until relatively recently. I still find myself occasionally trying to twist one open if my bottle opener or keychain aren't readily accessible.
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers."
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I saw a video commercial once with that...damn...cant' remember the product. It will pester me until I do.
EDIT: Smacky-it's not her laugh that is Jabba, it's the cameraman's I believe.
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices."- William James
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I think the jabba laugh is just because the instant replay's in slo mo.
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Yuengling still has a twistoff, and while not the pinnacle of beer, it's eminently drinkable.
This is a personal problem. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable use of high explosives. This is not one of those exceptions.
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So, it's up to me to state the obvious? This girl is flat chested. No amount of "talent" makes up for that.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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Ken,
you can do the move your scalp without using your hands thing as well? I thought I was the only freak with that ability. The best is to do it while you're wiggling your ears so it looks like your whole head is made of Mr. Potato Head pieces that can be removed or shifted at will.
But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason! Also, eat plenty of oatmeal, and animals never had a war... who's the real animal?
=Professor Farnsworth
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Yeah, it's a skill that definitely rocks the dance hall. ...AND the barber.
The only other guy I know that can do it is my brother--hey, maybe we're related, RC!
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Flat chested? Are we watching the same video? She's not huge, perhaps - and I happen to like big girls myself - but definitely not "flat" either.
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Yeah, I always assumed that it meant I was part Atlantean or something. But obviously we share superpowers. BUT - are you Dutch or Irish, and is your last name Slattery or Brinckerhoff?
But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason! Also, eat plenty of oatmeal, and animals never had a war... who's the real animal?
=Professor Farnsworth
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Unique talents: Sometimes if I push the inside corner of my left eye, it makes a squeaking noise. Actually, it's more like "squonk, squonk, squonk, squonk" -- I think air gets trapped in their sometimes.
Some day I hope to demostrate this skill in a live performance.
"My intellect is gigantic, monstrous, terrifying."
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I can do that. We can duet.