Hilarious NSFW narration of someone playing an insanely rough variant of Super Mario Brothers.
I'm reminded of the Flash game Unfair Platformer. :)
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Re: Super Mario Frustration - WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
The girly screams at 5 minutes is golden.
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
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Re: Super Mario Frustration - WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
I need to check this out at home, but that ever growing List of Things I Don't Understand, please add:
Platform games and the people who like them.
It's one of those things that makes me believe words like "fun" need to be dropped from the language. If platform games are fun, I need a new word to describe enjoyable activities.
Re: Super Mario Frustration - WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
Most platformers belong to the genre I call "5th grader on summer vacation" games. They're not bad, if you have cat-like reflexes and the willingness to spend many hours grinding away at a game, and few demands beyond that. Me, I''m not quite so into games where the main determinant of success is having memorized every single level...
Re: Super Mario Frustration - WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
Yeah, platformers generally frustrate me at far lower difficulties than these levels. I don't like executing difficult maneuvers through environments just to trace out a single path. Give me a weird environment in an FPS or whatnot that I can do tricky things in, however, and it's more fun.
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This is why the Mario series and Shiggy are the absolute coolest. With Mario 64, they basically invented the 3D platform game, which is my absolute favorite (think the new Ninja Gaiden and Castlevania games. The Nintendo people are total geniuses. I still think Mario 64 is one of the best games ever made.
But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason! Also, eat plenty of oatmeal, and animals never had a war... who's the real animal?
=Professor Farnsworth
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Psychonauts is the best platformer ever.
Whenever I catch so much as a glimpse of pr0n, I suddenly turn into a sex-crazed barbarian, slashing and clawing my way through whatever and whomever until I find something to put my weiner into. -- Taktix
Re: Super Mario Frustration - WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
Eric, I tried out "Unfair Platformer", and that one was actually kind of fun. At least it lets you know right off the bat that it's going to be impossible.
"THIS BLOCK IS A TRAP"
"Hmm, OK, I'll jump over that one and onto the second...WHAT THE -!?"
"SO IS THIS ONE"
Re: Super Mario Frustration - WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
JD - yeah, it does have an evil humor to it. I'd rather actually play this Mario game for the better controls, though.
Re: Super Mario Frustration - WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
Heartily concur. That you people don't realize this is merely evidence that justice is fading from the world.
I CAUTION YOU / IN DEFEATING ORCS WE MAY FIND THE ONLY VILLAIN LEFT TO FACE IS OUR OWN PREJUDICE--qwantz.com
Re: Super Mario Frustration - WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
Awesome.
Re: Super Mario Frustration - WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
psychonauts was kinda ok but i gave up cause, like, i know tim schaefer is a funny guy and all but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh too much work to get to the ha ha.
"Yeah, but my character would be all swav and deboner." - Warren