Baseball: Early Season Edition

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So...um...Tigers' fans. How do you drop your first three to the Royals?

The ROYALS?!

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Wasn't that series in Detroit?!

Holy Shit! OUCH!

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Hmm... Wasn't somebody saying that the Tigers were going to win the Series this year? Who was that....

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Ken Shultz wrote:
So...um...Tigers' fans. How do you drop your first three to the Royals?

The ROYALS?!
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A-fucking-mazing. The season is young etc, etc. etc.
The Goddam Royals.
Shit.

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Timothy wrote:
Hmm... Wasn't somebody saying that the Tigers were going to win the Series this year? Who was that....

My prediction was that they will be in the World Series this year. I'm sticking to it. The Goddam Royals.

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It is just the first few games after all, and the Royal aren't as bad at they been for the past 15 years or so. They actually have a few players, for now.

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The Royals entire roster costs $58 million. The Tigers are around $137 million.

http://content.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/salaries/teamresults.aspx?team=7

But yeah, the season's young. Go Padres.

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So, um, speaking of teams that stink--man, my Padres stink!

We haven't had a big offense in years; it's all be about pitching and defense. ...but now the pitching isn't showing up. Sure, Chris Young had a good outing last time around and I'll still put up Peavy against anybody. ...but you never know who's gonna show up when Wolfe's pitching, him or the evil force that sometimes possesses his body. And Germano! Don't get me started on Germano! Even Maddux is lookin' bad!

Maddux!

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$0.02
I don't understand how anyone can care about baseball. It's the most boring sport. I'd rather watch golf. Baseball is a great sport for newspaper, not bad for radio even, but how anyone can stand to watch a professional game is beyond me. Nothing happens and nothing happens and nothing happens, and even when something happens, nine times out of ten, it's still boring to watch.

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I'll give you four good reasons to watch baseball:



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Four scruffy guys who play for a nothing team in the AL - Central? Man, Sabathia sure is ROCKING THE HOUSE this year, eh?

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Worst Things Ever: Baseball Edition


The Dodgers took our Mountain Man! :(

I just found this out only recently, this past weekend. His merch was...*sniff*...on the clearance racks...but I just figured...*sniff*...why bother...

And who did we get in return? Carlos fri***n Santana. I hate 'im and I hate that stupid song he does with Rob Halford I mean Rob Thomas. Same diff.

So long, Casey. Maybe you'll come back one day. This beard's for you.

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smacky wrote:

The Dodgers took our Mountain Man! :(

I just found this out only recently, this past weekend. His merch was...*sniff*...on the clearance racks...but I just figured...*sniff*...why bother...

And who did we get in return? Carlos fri***n Santana. I hate 'im and I hate that stupid song he does with Rob Halford I mean Rob Thomas. Same diff.

So long, Casey. Maybe you'll come back one day. This beard's for you.

Yup and he and the Man Ram are taking us to the playoffs. Squee!

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Enjoy him while you have him...never take him for granted...cherish him...don't ever lay a hand on him...tempus fugit...omnia temporalis...some day he will also leave the Dodgers...this, too, shall pass...

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