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2008, March 27 - 13:07 — D.A. Ridgely

... and you may quote me on that.

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2008, March 27 - 13:51 — Ellie
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Timothy wrote:
Eric S. | March 27, 2008, 11:17am | #

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.


I wish my dishes would watch porn so they would do themselves.

2008, March 27 - 16:06 — Sandy
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I wish my clothes would take up smuggling and become money so they could...oh, never mind.

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2008, March 27 - 17:32 — Stevo Darkly
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Timothy wrote:
Eric S. | March 27, 2008, 11:17am | #

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

FROM HERE: http://www.reason.com/blog/show/125721.html#947298

Wait ... I think we've seen this one before ...

AHA!

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Kip | April 14, 2006, 4:40pm | #

I wish my grass was goth so it would cut itself

From http://www.reason.com/blog/show/113470.html#409247

Bonus: Jennifer has a brief shower scene in that thread.

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2008, March 28 - 00:33 — Shem
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And it was already old when he said it.

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2008, April 4 - 10:45 — J sub D
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Once every blue moon, joe nails it.

joe wrote:
joe | April 4, 2008, 10:56am
Right-wing Evangelicals are "pro-Israel" the way some fishermen are pro-nightcrawler.

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2008, April 5 - 11:05 — Ali
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This is inspired by a conversation that I heard on Car Talk the other day:

"Give me (Jeep) liberty or Give Me Death."

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2008, April 9 - 16:00 — lunchstealer
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Pro Libertate | April 9, 2008, 2:41pm | # wrote:

Beer is the mind killer.

joe | April 9, 2008, 2:48pm | # wrote:

I will let the beer pass through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain.

*urp*

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2008, April 9 - 17:11 — Kwix
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Warren wrote:
Peter Suderman should be required to thrash a ton of barley with his erect penis and pick ten bushels of hops with his butt cheeks before another word of his is ever published.

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2008, April 18 - 13:24 — Stevo Darkly
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Guy Montag deserves some kind of recognition for his reference to "the Irish potato phantom" (insted of famine).

Oh, the image that conjures up in my mind. If only I had time to whip up something PhotoShoppy ....

Here.

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2008, April 21 - 10:15 — dhex
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yeah i wonder what guy's thing is about irish catholics. yes yes i know he's a cunt, but why them specifically?

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2008, April 29 - 16:08 — Jake
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Charles wrote:
Oh, Lonewacko, you delightful bigot. Wikipedia being one of your bizarre obsessive hatreds is almost too perfect. I would also like to nominate Sara Lee baked goods, any flowering plant not native to the Americas, and umbrellas to add to your list.

Hee hee! From here.

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2008, April 29 - 16:41 — J sub D
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Trashing Lonewacko in H&R is starting to meke me feel bad. Ther guy seems to have serious mental health issues. He gets batted around like a piñata over there and masochistically keeps coming back for more. I've promised to just ignore him in the past, but have relapsed into denigrating his intelligence, manhood, heredity and sexual preferences. I am once again going to try not kicking the stray dog. I really shouldn't be making fun of the handicapped.

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2008, April 29 - 16:45 — Jennifer
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Jsub, if you were talking about people going to his blog to fuck with him, you'd be right. But he's the one going out of his way to come to us.

2008, April 29 - 17:02 — J sub D
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Jennifer,
All true, but he reains a pathetic individual with chemical imbalances in his brain. I may not succeed, but I will try to ignore him. Of course every time he changes his handle and gets me to link to his retarded blog, it will be very hard.

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2008, April 29 - 21:18 — Ali
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I will no longer poke fun at Lone or Dondero. For both of them for the same reason J sub D mentions. As for Neil, I do not know. There is no concrete evidence yet whether he suffers from any chemical imbalances.

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2008, April 29 - 22:27 — Aresen
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J sub D wrote:
I really shouldn't be making fun of the handicapped.

'Tis wicked to mock the afflicted.

But it's so much fun!

Actually, I've got quite a list I won't respond to: lonewacko, Stan, MK2, Dondero, and joe when he gets shirty. There are others, but my mind has mercifully forgotten them at the moment. I don't filter them because it confuses the context of comments by other people I will listen to. Besides, I want to know when thoreau finally perfects his reach-through-the-computer-to-trottle-someone device. How will I know that if I don't see Guy Montag's "Urgh, gurgle, gasp, thud" post?

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2008, April 30 - 10:01 — Mo
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Aresen wrote:
Besides, I want to know when thoreau finally perfects his reach-through-the-computer-to-trottle-someone device. How will I know that if I don't see Guy Montag's "Urgh, gurgle, gasp, thud" post?

He'll post a link to his stupid slashdot blog.

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2008, April 30 - 14:12 — bzial
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"Chris Potter | April 30, 2008, 2:44pm |
I'm not answering some who won't even post a screen name. Piss off.

DONDEROOOOOOOOOOOOO! demands that you pay royalties if you use his tactics."

Chris Potter in response to a snippy response by Joe to another commenter in this union voting related thread.

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2008, April 30 - 15:23 — Isaac Bartram
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I hardly post at H&R anymore but I do like to read it now and then.

joe's posts get especially rich. This is beautiful. He uses almost identical reasoning on the oil thread.

joe wrote:
When people who aren't ideologically opposed to the existence of unions start raising qualms about card check, I'll pay attention.

joe wrote:
When someone whose thesis is that oil companies just can't get a fair shake in Washington tells me that environmental concerns are exaggerated, I take him very seriously.

Yeppir, joe, the dispassionate observer (who is nevertheless a staunch defender of the downtrodden and the environment) while everyone else is an idealogue.

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2008, April 30 - 15:35 — Eric the .5b
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Joe is and has always been a putz.

2008, May 6 - 13:32 — J sub D
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Al-Queda Message Board | May 6, 2008, 1:22pm | #

MmmDates | Rajab 12, 1429 AH, 12:34 p.m. | #

First! (on the Israeli bus, lol!)

IUD Ali | Rajab 12, 1429 AH, 12:31 p.m. | #

Uh, jihad is spelled with a "j"

Al-Edward | Rajab 12, 1429 AH, 12:34 p.m. | #

You shiites are a bunch of Nazi-worshiping scum.

MoBombHad | Rajab 12, 1429 AH, 12:38 p.m. | #
You shiites are a bunch of Nazi-worshiping scum.
No we're not, proof heir.

IUD Ali | Rajab 12, 1429 AH, 12:40 p.m. | #

Dude, you totally Rickroll'd Al-Edward!

Win!

Zawahiri's Foil | Rajab 12, 1429 AH, 12:46 p.m. | #

You guys need to be serious. When I used to hang out with Yassir Arafat (praise be to Allah) and bin Laden, I would come to this board for good jihad discussion.

Now it's clogged up with (probably Christian) trolls and idiots.

I'm canceling my account.

MoBombHad | Rajab 12, 1429 AH, 12:34 p.m. | #

DRINK WATER!

Edited to add link.

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2008, May 7 - 09:42 — Ali
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That is pretty funny!

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2008, May 10 - 02:50 — dead_elvis
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smacky wrote:
I'm still mad about all that money I wasted supporting the Ron Paul campaign. I probably could have owned a banjo with that money!

Someday, when historians are assessing the 2008 elections, this will be considered to be the quote that sums it all up.

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2008, May 19 - 19:26 — Ali
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Quote:
NEWTON, Mass. — Pulitzer Prize winning author David McCullough has a suggestion for what young people can do for their country.

"Please, please do what you can to cure the verbal virus that seems increasingly rampant among your generation," McCullough implored Boston College's class of 2008 at commencement ceremonies Monday.

He said he's particularly troubled by the "relentless, wearisome use of words" such as like, awesome and actually.

"Just imagine if in his inaugural address John F. Kennedy had said, 'Ask not what your country can, you know, do for you, but what you can, like, do for your country actually," he said.

Graduates apparently thought his speech was, like, awesome. They gave him a standing ovation.


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2008, May 20 - 10:29 — Eric the .5b
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Tonight on Action News:

• Kids use slang, and this annoys some people.
• College students like being self-congratulatorily concerned about how stupid everyone else is.
• Your children could be in mortal danger right now! We'll tell you why, tonight.

2008, May 20 - 13:19 — smacky
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Hey, they walked a long way through the mountains and the ring is important to the story, WE FUCKING GET IT!!!!


Oh, how I would love to sig this if my signature line weren't already unconscionably long.

From here: http://www.grylliade.org/node/2297#comment-70245

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2008, May 20 - 14:50 — lunchstealer
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Pro Libertate | May 20, 2008, 12:16pm | #
They don't call it "Congress" for nothing.

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2008, May 30 - 11:30 — smacky
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dhex wrote:
my wife got me a striped shirt last years, and i asked her "do i look like a rapist to you?" and apparently the answer was yes. so the shirts serve as a warning, sort of like a canary in a mineshaft but with more jaegerbombs and roofies.

from hier: /node/2349#comment-72161

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2008, June 24 - 12:42 — Andrew
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C:\Pot> | June 24, 2008, 11:46am wrote:
Also, I asked McClintock which way he'll vote on California's anti-gay marriage initiative.

The marriage initiative is not anti-gay.

the innominate one | June 24, 2008, 12:00pm wrote:
The marriage initiative is, in fact, anti-gay-marriage.

crimethink, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, by which I mean you're a twit in any incarnation

2008, July 1 - 14:11 — the innominate one

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thanks, Andrew, glad to see someone appreciates my sense of humor.

I had long ago decided that the rest of you are filtering me via Eric's script, you bastards.

2008, July 2 - 12:32 — Eric the .5b
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I'm not; I just only read H&R comments once in a blue moon, anymore. As rarely as this topic updates anymore, I figured many other people weren't reading them as often as they used to, either.

2008, July 7 - 15:46 — J sub D
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joe's a pill, but sometimes he makes me laugh.

joe | July 7, 2008, 3:28pm | #

Even adjusting for the fact that Reason is located in a different universe from the rest of us

Cripes, LoneWacko, how many of you are in there?

Can I talk to Sybil now?

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2008, July 7 - 16:06 — Isaac Bartram
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Got to admit, when joe is good, he's really good...but...

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2008, July 8 - 11:43 — Shem
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Nick Gillespie | July 8, 2008, 11:12am wrote:
I'm as pro-evolution as the next mammal or Pokemon desperately trying to rise above both nature and nurture, but I really think burning a cross onto a student's arm deserves to be in the first paragraph.

Awesome.

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2008, July 11 - 12:22 — mk
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Quote:
[...] but on one trip I was the only passenger headed to Rockville.

Everyone else heard the REM song; weren't you paying attention?

I wish I had said that.

2008, July 11 - 12:29 — Jake
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Hee. Thanks!

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2008, July 21 - 22:39 — Sandy
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lunchstealer wrote:
Reading the title, for a second I thought that the Mothership had descended and given Dondero the funk.

From hier.

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2008, August 8 - 12:05 — lunchstealer
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From the Berwyn Heights thread:

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joe | August 8, 2008, 11:39am | #
black labs > black grandmother

Gotta love the media.

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No Joe Blow | August 8, 2008, 11:43am | #
To be fair, the police are generally trained to shoot anything that's black.

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2008, August 8 - 13:32 — Isaac Bartram
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jim in austin | August 8, 2008, 2:04pm | #

Silly Dick and George. Just because you can dress up a kangaroo in a black robe and powdered wig doesn't mean you can predict which way it will jump...

Here.

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2008, August 29 - 11:20 — smacky
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John | August 29, 2008, 12:01pm | #
Clearly, this couldn't be too bad of a choice because Joe is having kittens and throwing out obscenities.

I honestly don't know much about this woman and don't know that she is a good pick. But Joe hates and that is a damn nice elk.

from here: http://www.reason.com/convention2008/show/128443.html#1067371

That isn't the entire quote. He also goes on to say he'd like to have dinner with her, etc. I just thought this was patently funny because it seemed like a compliment that a parody of a slack-jawed Red Team yokel would pay.

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2008, September 3 - 14:48 — smacky
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pbirmingham wrote:
I'm sorry, but if your name is Dick Armey, you don't get to say other people have funny names.

From here: /node/2700#comment-86434

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2008, September 9 - 13:53 — lunchstealer
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He of the Leathery Coat wrote:
what's more important is the salvo this shoots across the bow of the big entertainment companies (spoiler alert: you just read a horrible metaphor)

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"Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers."

2008, September 17 - 13:11 — dhex
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http://www.reason.com/blog/show/128835.html#1084586

"For the xenophilic leftists who run Western schools, throwing away such a book is problematic in a way it wouldn't be if the authors were Christian."

awesome. i know he's probably serious but still. awesome.

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2008, September 22 - 12:32 — lunchstealer
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More Gillespieism:

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When it comes to cataclysmic economic-bailout action . . . Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson . . . channels Gov. Eliot Spitzer in a hotel room and says: "We want this to be clean, and we want it to be quick."

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"Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers."

2008, September 22 - 19:31 — Ayn_Randian
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PAULTARD ALERT | September 22, 2008, 8:21pm | # wrote:

AWOOGA!

AWOOGA!

ATTENTION NORTH AMERICAN UNION ARMED FORCES!

PAULTARD ALERT!

AWOOGA!

AWOOGA!

SET READINESS TO CONDITION GOLD: I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, CONDITION: GOLD.

From here

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2008, September 29 - 14:37 — dhex
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http://www.reason.com/blog/show/129109.html#1094920

In the long run, Bush will be remembered as the guy who took down the Taliban and Saddam Hussein and left some semblance of freedom and human rights in their wake.

brilliant!

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2008, September 30 - 08:56 — Isaac Bartram
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The H&R poster who calls himself John C. Randolph wrote:
If I put a gun to your head and sell you ten pounds of bullshit in a five-pound bag for a trillion dollars, you don't have a trillion dollars worth of fertilizer.

Here.

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2008, October 9 - 13:10 — dhex
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Mo | October 9, 2008, 1:58pm | #
You really had me going there Radley. I should know by now, none of your stories have a happy ending. You're Lucy, I'm Charlie Brown and justice is the football.

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2008, October 14 - 15:44 — Mo
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Irony defined:

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John | October 14, 2008, 4:39pm | #
There is some truth to that. I think the media is completely ignorant about 99% of what they write

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2008, October 16 - 00:38 — smacky
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James Anderson Merritt | October 15, 2008, 10:54pm | #
About 2/3 of the way through the debate (which I watched with Bob Barr's comments throughout, courtesy of the streaming real-time video feed mentioned in another H&R article - thanks!) I noticed that the split screen of the candidates had the crazy effect of making them look like Siamese Twins (or is the modern PC term, "conjoined"?). How disturbing an image, but, given the Tweedledum/Tweedledee nature of this year's DemoPublican race, how oddly appropriate and illustrative. Young/old, black/white, Demo/GOP -- those "differences" are only illusory. This creature may have two heads, not to mention two yapping mouths, but only one heart, which apparently beats to increase the size and scope of government. How can anyone with even a smattering of libertarian sentiment in his or her own heart not recoil at the sight of the terrible, grotesque, ObamacCain?

from here: http://www.reason.com/blog/show/129486.html#1112735

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2008, October 16 - 16:48 — Warren
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Hall of fame win:

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Jesse Walker | October 16, 2008, 5:34pm | #
It's unfortunate that Jesse Walker didn't comment that - in exchange for doing his civic duty and trying to hold a politician accountable for his policies - JtP has been given the full fascistic treatment by BHO's supporters. Is Reason afraid of calling many BHO supporters what they really are?

Nope! I'll say right now that many of the blog comments I've seen attacking Joe the Plumber are so drenched in bigotry and political ugliness, they remind me of Lonewacko.

Here: http://www.reason.com/blog/show/129506.html#1113709

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2008, October 31 - 11:37 — D.A. Ridgely
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From the H&R "Sexual Self-Employment" thread:

I guess that's the way of the world: even pimps are rent seekers now.

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2008, December 10 - 22:43 — Ayn_Randian
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MAX HATS | December 10, 2008, 2:48pm | #
As a non-homeowner who is partially been waiting for prices to fall, I guess the national consensus is that guys like me deserve to be fucked. Sure, whatever. But I'm leaving the socks on, and I'm going to look bored. Take that, America.

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2008, December 12 - 20:12 — Aresen
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Alonso Duralde, reviewing the new version of The Day the Earth Stood Still at MSNBC, on Keanu Reeves acting wrote:
Discussing the acting in “Earth” is something of an exercise in pointlessness — Reeves does a lot of wooden staring while speaking in a monotone, so at least he’s working within his skill set.

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2008, December 12 - 20:16 — D.A. Ridgely
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Aresen wrote:
Alonso Duralde, reviewing the new version of The Day the Earth Stood Still at MSNBC, on Keanu Reeves acting wrote:
Discussing the acting in “Earth” is something of an exercise in pointlessness — Reeves does a lot of wooden staring while speaking in a monotone, so at least he’s working within his skill set.

I said the moment the movie was announced he should have taken the role of Gort.

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2008, December 12 - 21:38 — Timothy
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I'm going to go see this tonight, because it's only a couple of hours and $8, how much can I possibly regret it?

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2008, December 12 - 22:47 — Aresen
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Timothy wrote:
I'm going to go see this tonight, because it's only a couple of hours and $8, how much can I possibly regret it?

It has Keanu Reeves in it.

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2008, December 13 - 01:43 — Timothy
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Canoe was terrible, but the movie was okay. I'll give it the gentleman's C.

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