First there was Carpet-Humping Guy, then there was Reason Pillow Girl, and now...
...these two:
We must name them before someone else does.
Have at it!
EDIT: If you can't see these two images (I can, but bzial can't), just go to any H&R thread and look at the right-hand column. There should be one of two images of a girl wearing a t-shirt (the product for sale) and a bikini bottom. Hit refresh a couple of times and the other one should come up.
Of course, if you're blocking ads, it's unlikely to work.
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Jake,
I don't see anything.
EDIT: Do'h! I'm an idiot. I forgot I had ad-block on. I don't have a clever name to offer at the moment though.
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I'd call the first one "Conservatits."
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Whores of the GOP?
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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I know this is a quibbling comment, but they both have really bad hair, and the girl on the bottom is aggressively not hot
But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason! Also, eat plenty of oatmeal, and animals never had a war... who's the real animal?
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Really? I think the girl on the bottom is hotter than the girl above. But yeah, agreed on the hair.
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I think it's the NASCAR bikini that turns me off. I guess she really is a conservative.
But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason! Also, eat plenty of oatmeal, and animals never had a war... who's the real animal?
=Professor Farnsworth
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Neither of them is as aggressively not hot as RPG, but neither is particularly fetching. And both have bad hair. Conservatits might be slightly better looking, but only because NASCkini is wearing a really weird facial expression in addition to the aforementioned nascar bikini.
Whenever I catch so much as a glimpse of pr0n, I suddenly turn into a sex-crazed barbarian, slashing and clawing my way through whatever and whomever until I find something to put my weiner into. -- Taktix
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The Republi-Cans?
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These girls look even more vapid that RPG did. That is really saying something.
There is definitely something in their expressions that says "Will do modeling work for meth"
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The one on the top looks like she's just about to respond to the photographer's request with a "You want me to do WHAT?!"
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The Wary Meth Girls?
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I see the pod people replacements for Ann Coulter have arrived. Might have to send them back, they look too young and a little too much like they might have souls.
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Man, you guys are harsh. I think they're both pretty, although the top one gets my vote. (Don't particularly like the photography, though - a little dark and not contrasty enough.) And yeah, the bottom one does look a little vapid, but who knows. They're probably not professional models anyway.
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Given that they both seem to be holding the shirts as if they're about to flash the Girls Gone Wild camera, I guess I'd call both 'fascism pillow girls' and let it go there.
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The one on the bottom is mildly better looking, but her face looks photoshopped on.
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I think they are both attractive, especially the one at the top -- she has sort of a smoldering, sultry look to her. Also, if you look closely, she looks like she's just on the verge of tearing her own t-shirt open. However, she looks kinda young -- just enough to make me feel slightly guilty for writing this.
The 2nd model is attractive, but in a more bland way.
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stevo, the first one is actually saying "YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!!!!" and is about to turn into a conservative she-hulk aka Libby Dole
But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason! Also, eat plenty of oatmeal, and animals never had a war... who's the real animal?
=Professor Farnsworth
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You know that model #1 is probably not conservative; she just gets paid to model the T-shirt.
Therefore she is:
1) Nominally "conservative," but I have my doubts.
2) Probably not quite legal.
In other words: Just like the Bush administration!
(With its overreaching, free-spending ways, that is.)
(Hah! Nothing improves a joke like explaining it!)
Maybe we can call her the Shrubbette.
The 2nd girl looks blonde and Californian ... but her expression gives me the impression that her mental focus is kinda drifty.
She can be the Reaganette.
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You know, the messages might just be put on electronically for generic t-shirts, as was the RPG.
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They're really well photoshopped, if so, FFF2K. Not impossible, but impressive if that's true.
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Oh, those are nothing compared to the "I survived Roe v. Wade" shirt they have advertised on some sites. No matter what you believe about abortion, I think we can all agree that wearing that shirt signifies straight-up class.
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I saw the Roe v. Wade one on H&R yesterday. It was modeled by the Shrubette/Conservatits. And yes, that one is guaranteed to impress everyone around you.
A parasite feeding on bacteria growing on fungus growing on cow excrement? The only way the parasitic chain could get any longer would be if the cow excrement worked for the government.
- Smacky
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haha that reminds me of the "That's My Bush!" episode with the aborted fetus that survived an abortion and leads the pro-life lobby. For a refresher:
EDIT: Upon re-evaluation of her merits, and upon viewing the "I survived Roe" ad, Conservatits has been upgraded to "pretty hot."
But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason! Also, eat plenty of oatmeal, and animals never had a war... who's the real animal?
=Professor Farnsworth