"Shit My Dad Says" starring Willian Shatner
2010, March 7 - 16:08 — J sub DA comedy classic in the making
43% (6 votes)
The biggest bomb since Cop Rock
14% (2 votes)
Just another reason to hate Canada
43% (6 votes)
Total votes: 14
Caribbean
2010, February 23 - 16:15 — Stevo Darklykare - uh - BEE - un?
43% (12 votes)
kuh - RIB - ee - un?
57% (16 votes)
Total votes: 28
I'd love to come to Gryllicon '10 - Anarchy under the Arch. But I can't make it...
2010, February 16 - 11:56 — WarrenAug 27-29 Too damn hot
44% (4 votes)
Sep 3-7 Better things to do with a long weekend
11% (1 vote)
Sep 10-12 Still recovering
11% (1 vote)
Sep 17-19 I got a thing
11% (1 vote)
Sep 24-26 Full moon, party animal but can't do a thing with my hair
22% (2 votes)
Total votes: 9
What is your religious affiliation?
2010, February 9 - 22:28 — thoreauAtheist who does not believe there is a god. (Yes, this is different from below, as I can explain at great length)
26% (10 votes)
Atheist who believes there is no god. (Yes, this is different from above, as I can explain at great length)
10% (4 votes)
New Atheist
0% (0 votes)
Atheist who had no idea just how many schisms our people have experienced
5% (2 votes)
Agnostic
26% (10 votes)
Objectivist
5% (2 votes)
Druid
0% (0 votes)
Something that involves drug use
3% (1 vote)
Pastafarian
0% (0 votes)
On weekends I play a 12th level cleric of Thor
0% (0 votes)
Jedi
0% (0 votes)
Other
26% (10 votes)
Total votes: 39
When do you prepare your tax return?
2010, January 31 - 17:43 — AndrewAs soon as I get my W-2(s)
27% (8 votes)
Sometime in February or March
43% (13 votes)
I start at noon on April 15th
13% (4 votes)
It depends on how long of an extension I can get
3% (1 vote)
I refuse to pay taxes. Molon labe, IRS!
13% (4 votes)
Total votes: 30
did you use a physical phone directory in 2009? (yellowpages, superpages, yellowbook, etc)
2010, January 15 - 16:12 — dhexYes. I also danced the Charleston and smoked jazz cigarettes.
37% (16 votes)
No.
63% (27 votes)
Total votes: 43
What month would you be most likely to attend Gryllicon '10 - Gateway drug to the rest
2010, January 12 - 16:14 — WarrenMay
0% (0 votes)
June
18% (3 votes)
July
12% (2 votes)
August
18% (3 votes)
September
41% (7 votes)
Other
12% (2 votes)
Total votes: 17
Where should Gryllicon 2010 be held? (Please vote ONLY if you're actually semi-likely to attend.)
2010, January 3 - 21:31 — JakeDenver
35% (6 votes)
St. Louis
65% (11 votes)
Total votes: 17
2009 was like...
2009, December 31 - 16:26 — Hugh AkstonThe Indianapolis Colts: So full of win it was sickening
6% (2 votes)
Tiger Woods: It started out strong but blew it toward the end
10% (3 votes)
Barack Obama: Virtually indistinguishable from its predecessor
32% (10 votes)
The Swine Flu: A few people died, but it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected
19% (6 votes)
Michael Jackson: It was Bad. Now it's dead.
32% (10 votes)
Total votes: 31
Where do you prefer we hold Gryllicon 2010?
2009, December 24 - 00:25 — AresenCaracas (just kidding)
3% (1 vote)
Chicago
7% (2 votes)
Denver
23% (7 votes)
NYC
10% (3 votes)
St Louis
23% (7 votes)
Seattle
13% (4 votes)
Washington DC (Just kidding again)
3% (1 vote)
Other
17% (5 votes)
Total votes: 30
